The highlight was hearing Dave deliver the "bad news" that Julio Mateo broke his left hand and would be out for the rest of the season, which is bad news in the way that watching Sportscenter in my living with Heidi Klum and finding out that she's capable of picking up the remote control with her feet is bad news. Losing Mateo's rubber arm is about as inconveniencing as having to wipe foot grease off the remote before you use it, but your brain can't even conceive of the situation's potential upside.
LookoutLanding - best humor of any M's website out there.





