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  Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:00 pm  
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That was some time ago, but here we go ! I think the game was being played at Dornblaser field, between the grizzlies and the Buffalo from North Dakota. During the course of a very heated battle, the Grizzlies were up by just 1 point. Nearing the end of the game, the griz had made a tough defensive stand, when "Bang," the time pistol signaling the end of the game rang out. All the Grizzly players turned and ran for the locker room, assuming we had won the game. Well, it was just a firecracker that had sounded !! So with no Defense on the field, and plenty of time on the clock ; The Buffalos scored 5 plays later & won the game


North Dakota ??
 
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  Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:12 pm  
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NDSU people don't hate me just cause i think you guys suck. But, you guys suck !! I have never seen such pathetic whinning in my life. You'll get schooled next year and finish a crappy 3rd in the Gateway conference. The year after that, you will still be talking how "you could've beat the Grizzlies" a couple years back !
 
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  Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:56 pm  
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That is the worst joke ive ever heard
 



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  Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:26 pm  
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not sure i get it.
 

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  Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:30 pm  
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Unfortunately, the one that got my Dad -

How do you keep a North Dakotan in suspense?
 
 
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  Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:28 pm  
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Put him in a round room, and tell him to pee in the corner ??

Lets hear your best Montanan/North Dakotan joke !!
 
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  Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:29 pm  
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Need some good MSU jokes/sayings to. I want to print up a good t shirt for Griz/Cat.
 

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  Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:47 pm  
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There is a GIANT billboard at the North Dakota Minnesota border that reads ---- YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE GATEWAY TO MONTANA.
 
 
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  Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:14 pm  
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not sure i get it.


It took them 5 plays to score AHITDD.

(did I really just need to explain that???)
 
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  Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:55 pm  
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NDSU people don't hate me just cause i think you guys suck. But, you guys suck !! I have never seen such pathetic whinning in my life. You'll get schooled next year and finish a crappy 3rd in the Gateway conference. The year after that, you will still be talking how "you could've beat the Grizzlies" a couple years back !

I dont know if this is a joke or not, but, NDSU kicks ass, they are undefeated right now, and this is their first year in D-1 football. And last time I checked, they were ranked #1 in the nation
 
 
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  Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:37 pm  
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Williston Kid wrote:
zoo guy wrote:
NDSU people don't hate me just cause i think you guys suck. But, you guys suck !! I have never seen such pathetic whinning in my life. You'll get schooled next year and finish a crappy 3rd in the Gateway conference. The year after that, you will still be talking how "you could've beat the Grizzlies" a couple years back !

I dont know if this is a joke or not, but, NDSU kicks ass, they are undefeated right now, and this is their first year in D-1 football. And last time I checked, they were ranked #1 in the nation


Yeah,...that's a joke. #tounge
 

...so I says,HEY LAMA,hey, how 'bout a little somethin', you know, for the effort?
 
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  Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:43 pm  
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Williston Kid wrote:

I dont know if this is a joke or not, but, NDSU kicks ass, they are undefeated right now, and this is their first year in D-1 football. And last time I checked, they were ranked #1 in the nation

You sure about that?I dont think they've been number 1 at all this year. But they most definitely are not ranked 1 right now.

Team (First-place votes) Record Points Previous Rank
1. Northern Iowa Panthers (61) 9-0 2,687 1
2. North Dakota State Bison (42) 9-0 2,540 2
3. Montana Grizzlies (7) 9-0 2,462 4
4. McNeese State Cowboys (2) 9-0 2,455 5
5. Southern Illinois Salukis 8-1 2,279 6

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  Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:39 pm  
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Also not their first year at DI. But whose counting?
 
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  Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:31 pm  
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Fifth year.....First year....same thing right?
 



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  Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:05 am  
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NDSU is # 1 in the COACHES poll, #2 in the other polls
 
 
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  Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:23 pm  
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NDSU Buffalos are a legend in their own minds !! They are purely a hypothetical football team. At best
 
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  Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:04 pm  
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Sorry NDSU, losing to SDSU, maybe next year......if you ever get to play the Griz, we will be ready for ya!!!
 
 
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  Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:25 pm  
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Williston Kid wrote:
zoo guy wrote:
NDSU people don't hate me just cause i think you guys suck. But, you guys suck !! I have never seen such pathetic whinning in my life. You'll get schooled next year and finish a crappy 3rd in the Gateway conference. The year after that, you will still be talking how "you could've beat the Grizzlies" a couple years back !

I dont know if this is a joke or not, but, NDSU kicks ass, they are undefeated right now, and this is their first year in D-1 football. And last time I checked, they were ranked #1 in the nation


Check again! #laugh
 


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NDSU is # 1 in the COACHES poll, #2 in the other polls


Perhaps you're learning what everyone else knows: It's DAMN hard to go undefeated. You should leave it to the professionals.
 
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  Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:28 pm  
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NDSU is # 1 in the COACHES poll, #2 in the other polls


Perhaps you're learning what everyone else knows: It's DAMN hard to go undefeated. You should leave it to the professionals.


YOU, better check again. Ummm can you say Terriers?
 
 
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