One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out.
He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her.
Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door.
After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny.
He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her.
Dad yelled, 'Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!'
Little Johnny replied, 'It's not so funny when it's your mom is it?!'
Read the title of the thread. Make me laugh and you will see your money. I have been paying out according to the level of laughter I think has been generated. As for your post there was no laughter at all therefore you recieve nothin.
First-year students at Texas A&M Vet School were receiving their first Anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with awhite sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Vet Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "
Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger . . . . Now learn to pay attention."
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The Montana State head football coach, Ash walked into the locker room Wednesday before the Griz game, looked over to Rolovich and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." Rolovich agreed, Ash looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate... what is two plus two?"
Rolovich thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?"
"Did you say 4?!?" Ash exclaimed, excited that he got it right.
At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
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...a griz and a cat..sat at the bar...
...the griz said..did you know lions make love 15/20 times a nite...
...the cat said...dam'it..and i just joined the elks...
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