What is your top 5 list?


1. People that drive slower than the speed limit.
2. White kids that act black.
3. Politicians
4. One and done in the playoffs. (Braves-Griz)
5. Really warm beer

1. Pessimists
2. People that pass another car on any road more than 2-lanes at an incredibly low rate. Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way.
3. Hypocrites
4. Public bathroom doors that open in so that you have to touch the handle, coupled with hand-dryers or out-of-paper-towels.
5. Dirty restaurants - most fast-food restaurants now

AG2 wrote:2. White kids that act black.

How do you feel about black kids who act white?

What about chinese kids who act mexican?

How about American Indian kids who act like Asian Indians?

wbtfg wrote:
How about American Indian kids who act like Asian Indians?

LOL

Varsity List -

1. People who don't teach their kids any manners or respect (see ex-wife).

2. Politicians who spend time grandstanding instead of dealing with the really important things that they can change.

a. Congress dealing with Roger Clemens

b. Local City Council spending HOURS debating a resolution against (insert latest world issue here), rather than figuring out where to put a fricking stop sign instead of a round-a-bout.

3. The fact that the residents of the Deer Lodge Hilton get full medical, dental, psychological care, while our veterans and disabled don't get the care they need.

4. People who bitch, but never offer constructive solutions.

5. When my wife says NO.

I'm irritated A LOT.

JV List -

1. Notre Dame fans. 1-800-WAAAAAAAAAAAAA. If God was really on your side, you would be A LOT better.

2. Laker fans - No one other than Laker fans actually care about the NBA, or think it is relevant. .

3. Yankee fans - nuff said.

4. Viking fans - Until you have something other than 4 "second place" rings, shut up.

5. The stupid SOB that pulled out right in front of me on the top of Rogers Pass on Sunday night at about 6:00. Oh yeah, as I could see his license plate REALLY quick, since he was literally about 2 feet in front of me on ice, before I got stopped, he was from the Bitterroot. And he was a she. And I still don't think she ever saw me or knew I was there.

Honorable Mention - putting nuts, raisins or oatmeal in perfectly good cookies.

Quite a list there GP.

I feel the need to add to mine now!



1. Optimists that keep hitting the feeder bar and expecting different results.
2. Democrats that are more concerned with getting a black or a woman in office and don't care if it's this black guy or this woman.
3. Rap music
4. Cheap products from China
5. People that don't own hand guns.
6. Self check out lanes at a store that are turned off creating a line of people (4 lanes only 1 active)
7. People that think human beings can stop global warming IF it's even happening. (Stop a hurricane or a tornado then we will talk)
8. Speed limits on highways and interstates.
9. The WNBA
10. Truckers and truck stops.

...five cat fans...
...all dressed in their rah rah blue...
...to early in the morning...

... ...

AG2 wrote:10. Truckers and truck stops.

Easy now, if it weren't for these guys, I'd be diggin' ditches! (Freight Broker)

1) Drivers who don't use blinkers. Someday, I will follow "that guy" (or gal), and when he/she stops, reach in and SNAP the fuggin blinker off the steering column.

2) Bad service. A waiter/waitress starts at 20% at greeting and it's up to them to keep it.

3) Fans (any team/any sport). Don't get worked up. Sure, it's always nice to win but deep down, there's nothing we (fans) can do to change the outcome!!! Go cheer (positively) and hope for the best.

4) Al Sharpton

5) Truckers I can't stand it when you see a truck two miles (eastern MT ) ahead of you and just when you pull out to pass 'em, it pulls out and takes two fuggin miles to pass another truck.

1. Parents who plead with their children to behave instead of disciplining them.
2. A certain type of young woman that I simply refer to as a"giggle-cunt". You know what I'm talking about.
3. James Blunt.
4. Lower upper-class, middle-aged, BMW SUV driving women who fu(k up in traffic and then act like it's you who doesn't know how to drive.
5. Soccer.

Lot of good ones already on here for me to share.

YourFather wrote:1. People that drive 70-75 in the passing lane all the time (Canadians)

Canadians definitely don't know how to drive. Particularly women.

grizpack wrote:1. People who don't teach their kids any manners or respect (see ex-wife).

GRZFTBL wrote:4) Al Sharpton

AG2 wrote:2. White kids that act black.
3. Rap music

Those two definitely top the list.

-People who don't do what the fukc they say they are going to do.
-People that give you (the customer) attitude for making them do their job.
-Devote church goers, who seem to have no problem telling lies to your face, even when they know you are calling them on it.
-Teenage tough guys/Gangbangers/Gang bannger wanna be's
-Other drivers - no gender, race or nationality requirments
-Pretty much all politicians
-Rude people-Rude kids
-"Casino's" Montana style
- Smoking in a public place
-"Doctor's appointment times" Schedule you at 3:00 you don't see them until 3:45 or worse if they are running behind.

1. People who call the earned income credit check from the IRS, their tax rebate. (it's a welfare check if you get back more than you put in.)

2. Senators who want people who do not pay income taxes to get tax rebates.

3. People who drop the words conservative and liberal as a punch line.

YourFather wrote:1. People that drive 70-75 in the passing lane all the time (Canadians)

That is how Oregonians drive all the time. I know. I had lived there for 10 years. I used to just drive in the right lane and pass them all daily.

Downwiththefoe wrote:-People who don't do what the poop they say they are going to do.
-People that give you (the customer) attitude for making them do their job.
-Devote church goers, who seem to have no problem telling lies to your face, even when they know you are calling them on it.
-Teenage tough guys/Gangbangers/Gang bannger wanna be's
-Other drivers - no gender, race or nationality requirments
-Pretty much all politicians
-Rude people-Rude kids
-"Casino's" Montana style
- Smoking in a public place
-"Doctor's appointment times" Schedule you at 3:00 you don't see them until 3:45 or worse if they are running behind.

DWTF..please clarify...did you mean F U L L B A C K here?

Downwiththefoe wrote:-People who don't do what the poop they say they are going to do.
-People that give you (the customer) attitude for making them do their job.
-Devote church goers, who seem to have no problem telling lies to your face, even when they know you are calling them on it.
-Teenage tough guys/Gangbangers/Gang bannger wanna be's
-Other drivers - no gender, race or nationality requirments
-Pretty much all politicians
-Rude people-Rude kids
-"Casino's" Montana style
- Smoking in a public place
-"Doctor's appointment times" Schedule you at 3:00 you don't see them until 3:45 or worse if they are running behind.

what the dude said.

plus....

the placement of an "IF" in front of "it's even happening" when discussing global warming.

losing my keys.

periods.

capitalization

UMclassof2002 wrote:1. Parents who plead with their children to behave instead of disciplining them.
2. A certain type of young woman that I simply refer to as a"giggle-cunt". You know what I'm talking about.
3. James Blunt.
4. Lower upper-class, middle-aged, BMW SUV driving women who fu(k up in traffic and then act like it's you who doesn't know how to drive.
5. Soccer.

"Giggle-Cunt"


I have been laughing so hard over that term for the last hour, I may have turned into one!

That is restaurant quality!

TheBud wrote:

YourFather wrote:1. People that drive 70-75 in the passing lane all the time (Canadians)

That is how Oregonians drive all the time. I know. I had lived there for 10 years. I used to just drive in the right lane and pass them all daily.

I'll concur about Oregon drivers but it's more like passing on the right 3 lanes over - good thing it's legal here - for now.

Adding to the complaint list.

Stores that don't have an express checkout (Hello Costco & Winco)

Shoppers that have a cart full of goods but won't let the guy standing behind him with one item go head of them

Gun control attempts. You don't want one fine. Bugger off if you want mine

Pressing 1 for English

Never hear please and thank you enough

Bobcats

ursusmissoulus wrote:

Downwiththefoe wrote:-People who don't do what the poop they say they are going to do.
-People that give you (the customer) attitude for making them do their job.
-Devote church goers, who seem to have no problem telling lies to your face, even when they know you are calling them on it.
-Teenage tough guys/Gangbangers/Gang bannger wanna be's
-Other drivers - no gender, race or nationality requirments
-Pretty much all politicians
-Rude people-Rude kids
-"Casino's" Montana style
- Smoking in a public place
-"Doctor's appointment times" Schedule you at 3:00 you don't see them until 3:45 or worse if they are running behind.

DWTF..please clarify...did you mean F U L L B A C K here?

No I said people don't give a F-u-dge

Pressing 1 for English

very nice.

-Sitting in the middle seat
-People that don't say excuse me
-not getting the condiments when I get my sandwich
-the wrong order in the drive-thru lane
-Cashiers that can't count, especially if you give them the change to make it even
-Basketball players that don't use the backboard
-People parking in handicap parking that shouldn't
-30 minute pizza that takes 1 1/2 hours
-People who don't clean up after their dogs
-the price of Gas