'Canadians cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election in the USA.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here?'
(By the way, I am not endorsing McCain here. I just thought that it was funny.)
