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Beau Sandland Thread

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ALPHAGRIZ1

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Since the mods on here are worthless (or sick from Vegas) and let a perfectly good Tyler Lucas thread suck ass I will do their fu*king job for them.

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Here are 10 undeniable FACTS about Beau Sandland:
1. He is the bastard child of Stuart Smalley
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2. He is white and is not a "high motor guy".

3. He is a quitter and doesnt want to earn a starting spot at an FBS school.

4. He cant get a spot ANYWHERE in the country so he goes to MSU even though they are "loaded"

5. He takes plays off.
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6. If he doubles his stats from last year........(you are not going to believe these numbers) he could stack the stat sheets (seriously, stop reading right now you are not going to believe a guy can put up numbers like this ) with Randy Moss type production. He would finish the season with 18 catches for 188 yards and 2.....count them 2 TDs. Not kidding here......at all!
(I am guessing one TD would come really late against Weber St and the other one possibly against Northern Colorado)

7. While making his decision to jump to the vaunted msu bobcats, he narrowed his choices down to three teams (Kentucky, msu, and Louisiana-Monroe-Tech) Flipped a coin (once) and picked the cats.

8. He lost his job to a guy named "Standish Dobard"
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(Jesus, back in the day a guy named Standish, would have never got untied from the jungle gym let alone beat out any football player) "Standish" is basically a black sideshow bob
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9. The number 85 doubles as his football number and his IQ.

10. This is just more cat "BS"

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that post was like a ride on the high roller ferris wheel along with $50 drinks......just to top it off
 
Great work, but I think you forgot that Beau isn't even MSU's best TE. They are SCARY good and SCARY committed this year.
 
go96griz said:
Great work, but I think you forgot that Beau isn't even MSU's best TE. They are SCARY good and SCARY committed this year.
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I am sorry to be a stickler and I dont like doing this but I did start this thread and I feel I must correct you on some key points since the mods suck and wont do anything to keep a thread on track.

First of all the Griz are "scary good", the cats are "loaded", please do not confuse this again, its pretty basic stuff.

Second, since you meant to say "loaded committed" in your final comment, I must call you out for the passive aggressive comment towards Joe O' Brien and the cat football program. You are better than this, "its what they do". Act like you have been there before. (Griz have)

Other than that you are spot on. :thumb:
 
ALPHAGRIZ1 said:
Since the mods on here are worthless (or sick from Vegas) and let a perfectly good Tyler Lucas thread suck ass I will do their fu*king job for them.

1126038.jpg


Here are 10 undeniable FACTS about Beau Sandland:
1. He is the bastard child of Stuart Smalley
Stuart-Smalley.png


2. He is white and is not a "high motor guy".

3. He is a quitter and doesnt want to earn a starting spot at an FBS school.

4. He cant get a spot ANYWHERE in the country so he goes to MSU even though they are "loaded"

5. He takes plays off.
13TCXg.So.56.jpeg


6. If he doubles his stats from last year........(you are not going to believe these numbers) he could stack the stat sheets (seriously, stop reading right now you are not going to believe a guy can put up numbers like this ) with Randy Moss type production. He would finish the season with 18 catches for 188 yards and 2.....count them 2 TDs. Not kidding here......at all!
(I am guessing one TD would come really late against Weber St and the other one possibly against Northern Colorado)

7. While making his decision to jump to the vaunted msu bobcats, he narrowed his choices down to three teams (Kentucky, msu, and Louisiana-Monroe-Tech) Flipped a coin (once) and picked the cats.

8. He lost his job to a guy named "Standish Dobard"
XEKJAQRJKGHFZWT.20130610192256.jpg

(Jesus, back in the day a guy named Standish, would have never got untied from the jungle gym let alone beat out any football player) "Standish" is basically a black sideshow bob
o-SIDESHOW-BOB-570.jpg


9. The number 85 doubles as his football number and his IQ.

10. This is just more cat "BS"

Its-all-bullshit-599x482.jpg
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Finally a decent thread on this god forsaken place. I tip my hat to you sir. I would go point by point and respond to your list, but alas, I just don't have as much time as I used to for off season trolling. I'm hoping for a career shift soon so I can get back into form. Anyway I'll make one prediction and then bookmark this thread: Sandland will outperform Lucas in every meaningful category next year, and it won't be close. I promise you this will happen. I'm will to bet some type of avatar wager if you want.
 
ABQCat said:
Finally a decent thread on this god forsaken place. I tip my hat to you sir. I would go point by point and respond to your list, but alas, I just don't have as much time as I used to for off season trolling. I'm hoping for a career shift soon so I can get back into form. Anyway I'll make one prediction and then bookmark this thread: Sandland will outperform Lucas in every meaningful category next year, and it won't be close. I promise you this will happen. I'm will to bet some type of avatar wager if you want.
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Well sure he will...because Sandland doesn't have Hendu, Jones, Nacaratto & Janssen et. al., on the field with him. Instead he's got stiffs like this to compete against...

Austin Barth
Gabe Strong
Curtis Amos
Wilson Brott
Justin Paige
Brandon Brown
Will Krolick
Manny Kalfell
Tanner Roderick
Mitch Griebel
Casey Schwertfeger
Jayshawn Gates
Jacob Stanton
Mitchell Herbert
Hunter Mahlum
Connor Sullivan
John D'Agostino

Let's be honest: Take out Jayshawn Gates and the rest of these guys sound like MSU's Calf Roping team...Tanner, Mitch, Gabe, Justin, Jacob, Hunter, Austin...you guys so desperate you're suiting up the rodeo cowboys now?
 
AZGrizFan said:
ABQCat said:
Finally a decent thread on this god forsaken place. I tip my hat to you sir. I would go point by point and respond to your list, but alas, I just don't have as much time as I used to for off season trolling. I'm hoping for a career shift soon so I can get back into form. Anyway I'll make one prediction and then bookmark this thread: Sandland will outperform Lucas in every meaningful category next year, and it won't be close. I promise you this will happen. I'm will to bet some type of avatar wager if you want.
Click to expand...

Well sure he will...because Sandland doesn't have Hendu, Jones, Nacaratto & Janssen et. al., on the field with him. Instead he's got stiffs like this to compete against...

Austin Barth
Gabe Strong
Curtis Amos
Wilson Brott
Justin Paige
Brandon Brown
Will Krolick
Manny Kalfell
Tanner Roderick
Mitch Griebel
Casey Schwertfeger
Jayshawn Gates
Jacob Stanton
Mitchell Herbert
Hunter Mahlum
Connor Sullivan
John D'Agostino

Let's be honest: Take out Jayshawn Gates and the rest of these guys sound like MSU's Calf Roping team...Tanner, Mitch, Gabe, Justin, Jacob, Hunter, Austin...you guys so desperate you're suiting up the rodeo cowboys now?
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So you're agreeing? I thought I read Lucas was a guaranteed All American at the FBS level had he stayed. I'm confused by your post.
 
ABQCat said:
AZGrizFan said:
ABQCat said:
Finally a decent thread on this god forsaken place. I tip my hat to you sir. I would go point by point and respond to your list, but alas, I just don't have as much time as I used to for off season trolling. I'm hoping for a career shift soon so I can get back into form. Anyway I'll make one prediction and then bookmark this thread: Sandland will outperform Lucas in every meaningful category next year, and it won't be close. I promise you this will happen. I'm will to bet some type of avatar wager if you want.
Click to expand...

Well sure he will...because Sandland doesn't have Hendu, Jones, Nacaratto & Janssen et. al., on the field with him. Instead he's got stiffs like this to compete against...

Austin Barth
Gabe Strong
Curtis Amos
Wilson Brott
Justin Paige
Brandon Brown
Will Krolick
Manny Kalfell
Tanner Roderick
Mitch Griebel
Casey Schwertfeger
Jayshawn Gates
Jacob Stanton
Mitchell Herbert
Hunter Mahlum
Connor Sullivan
John D'Agostino

Let's be honest: Take out Jayshawn Gates and the rest of these guys sound like MSU's Calf Roping team...Tanner, Mitch, Gabe, Justin, Jacob, Hunter, Austin...you guys so desperate you're suiting up the rodeo cowboys now?
Click to expand...
So you're agreeing? I thought I read Lucas was a guaranteed All American at the FBS level had he stayed. I'm confused by your post.
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Also, I wouldn't exactly say there's a bunch of quality depth with you guys. There is more than enough room for Lucas if he's actually what you guys have a hard-on for.
 
AZGrizFan said:
ABQCat said:
Finally a decent thread on this god forsaken place. I tip my hat to you sir. I would go point by point and respond to your list, but alas, I just don't have as much time as I used to for off season trolling. I'm hoping for a career shift soon so I can get back into form. Anyway I'll make one prediction and then bookmark this thread: Sandland will outperform Lucas in every meaningful category next year, and it won't be close. I promise you this will happen. I'm will to bet some type of avatar wager if you want.
Click to expand...

Well sure he will...because Sandland doesn't have Hendu, Jones, Nacaratto & Janssen et. al., on the field with him. Instead he's got stiffs like this to compete against...

Austin Barth
Gabe Strong
Curtis Amos
Wilson Brott
Justin Paige
Brandon Brown
Will Krolick
Manny Kalfell
Tanner Roderick
Mitch Griebel
Casey Schwertfeger
Jayshawn Gates
Jacob Stanton
Mitchell Herbert
Hunter Mahlum
Connor Sullivan
John D'Agostino

Let's be honest: Take out Jayshawn Gates and the rest of these guys sound like MSU's Calf Roping team...Tanner, Mitch, Gabe, Justin, Jacob, Hunter, Austin...you guys so desperate you're suiting up the rodeo cowboys now?
Click to expand...

You have to give Ron Ash credit here for thinking outside the box.

msu is a rodeo school that is what they are known for and that program has the championships to prove it. Why not try to inject some of that winning at the highest level to a football program that frankly needs all the help it can get? (Like an ED msu penis needs viagra) I will hold off on my comments until this science experiment comes to an end. (November)

Ron might actually be onto something here.
 
ALPHAGRIZ1 said:
AZGrizFan said:
ABQCat said:
Finally a decent thread on this god forsaken place. I tip my hat to you sir. I would go point by point and respond to your list, but alas, I just don't have as much time as I used to for off season trolling. I'm hoping for a career shift soon so I can get back into form. Anyway I'll make one prediction and then bookmark this thread: Sandland will outperform Lucas in every meaningful category next year, and it won't be close. I promise you this will happen. I'm will to bet some type of avatar wager if you want.
Click to expand...

Well sure he will...because Sandland doesn't have Hendu, Jones, Nacaratto & Janssen et. al., on the field with him. Instead he's got stiffs like this to compete against...

Austin Barth
Gabe Strong
Curtis Amos
Wilson Brott
Justin Paige
Brandon Brown
Will Krolick
Manny Kalfell
Tanner Roderick
Mitch Griebel
Casey Schwertfeger
Jayshawn Gates
Jacob Stanton
Mitchell Herbert
Hunter Mahlum
Connor Sullivan
John D'Agostino

Let's be honest: Take out Jayshawn Gates and the rest of these guys sound like MSU's Calf Roping team...Tanner, Mitch, Gabe, Justin, Jacob, Hunter, Austin...you guys so desperate you're suiting up the rodeo cowboys now?
Click to expand...

You have to give Ron Ash credit here for thinking outside the box.

msu is a rodeo school that is what they are known for and that program has the championships to prove it. Why not try to inject some of that winning at the highest level to a football program that frankly needs all the help it can get? (Like an ED msu penis needs viagra) I will hold off on my comments until this science experiment comes to an end. (November)

Ron might actually be onto something here.
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Maybe they could roundup some of the bulldoggers and make DEs out of them.............
 
Don't the cats have that clown-bag twitter recruiter's kid coming in this fall. Surely he's going to challenge for playing time out of the gate. Won't he?

I don't think d-bag dads like this guy are going to put up with a redshirt year. But that may be no big deal given that Beau takes plays off. Big decision coming up Ron.
 
Good idea TNT, but rumor around the mud parking lot in Bozeman is those guys are spending a considerable amount of time "reverse bulldoggin". msu in a budget saving measure for lack of a better term "hired" said bulldoggers to keep the msu spirit squad from eating the artificial turf at turd wrangler stadium. Getting one of those gutwrencers off a late night drunk munchie run is a lot to ask of any man but if anyone can do it....its the msu rodeo team, they prove themselves on the field and let their actions speak for them.

msu rodeo, they hang banners while the football team yammers................
 
ALPHAGRIZ1 said:
Good idea TNT, but rumor around the mud parking lot in Bozeman is those guys are spending a considerable amount of time "reverse bulldoggin". msu in a budget saving measure for lack of a better term "hired" said bulldoggers to keep the msu spirit squad from eating the artificial turf at turd wrangler stadium. Getting one of those gutwrencers off a late night drunk munchie run is a lot to ask of any man but if anyone can do it....its the msu rodeo team, they prove themselves on the field and let their actions speak for them.

msu rodeo, they hang banners while the football team yammers................
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ABQCat said:
AZGrizFan said:
ABQCat said:
Finally a decent thread on this god forsaken place. I tip my hat to you sir. I would go point by point and respond to your list, but alas, I just don't have as much time as I used to for off season trolling. I'm hoping for a career shift soon so I can get back into form. Anyway I'll make one prediction and then bookmark this thread: Sandland will outperform Lucas in every meaningful category next year, and it won't be close. I promise you this will happen. I'm will to bet some type of avatar wager if you want.
Click to expand...

Well sure he will...because Sandland doesn't have Hendu, Jones, Nacaratto & Janssen et. al., on the field with him. Instead he's got stiffs like this to compete against...

Austin Barth
Gabe Strong
Curtis Amos
Wilson Brott
Justin Paige
Brandon Brown
Will Krolick
Manny Kalfell
Tanner Roderick
Mitch Griebel
Casey Schwertfeger
Jayshawn Gates
Jacob Stanton
Mitchell Herbert
Hunter Mahlum
Connor Sullivan
John D'Agostino

Let's be honest: Take out Jayshawn Gates and the rest of these guys sound like MSU's Calf Roping team...Tanner, Mitch, Gabe, Justin, Jacob, Hunter, Austin...you guys so desperate you're suiting up the rodeo cowboys now?
Click to expand...
So you're agreeing? I thought I read Lucas was a guaranteed All American at the FBS level had he stayed. I'm confused by your post.
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I never said that. I said he'd be a nice addition to an already All-American calibre receiving corps....Sandland, OTOH, might have to catch every ball thrown by Ovetchkin--until Ovetchkin goes down with another mysterious knee injury riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight when it's time to play the Griz again. :lol: :lol:
 
bgbigdog said:
Don't the cats have that clown-bag twitter recruiter's kid coming in this fall. Surely he's going to challenge for playing time out of the gate. Won't he?

I don't think d-bag dads like this guy are going to put up with a redshirt year. But that may be no big deal given that Beau takes plays off. Big decision coming up Ron.
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That's right! Sometimes I forget about the blatant NCAA rules violation that occurred during the recruiting process. It's funny how the NCAA chooses to punish some schools but not others. I just hope, for MSU's sake, that they reported the violation to the NCAA. It would be a shame if someone else reported it and it looked like MSU was trying to sweep it under the rug.
 
And you wonder why this board sucks ass?

Fu8king pathetic............:jack:

I suspect you wont even move or lock the thread that fell completely to shit because you guys fail to do anything around here.

Keep up the no work, jag offs!!!!!
 
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