Osama Bin Laden
Osama bin Laden is roaming through the desert and stumbles upon a magic
lamp. Out of the lamp pops a genie, who says "I will grant you one wish."
bin Laden says, "Can you help me hide from the U.S. government?" The genie
scowls and says, "I will grant you one REASONABLE wish, why don't we try
something else." Bin Laden says, "OK, can you help Montana State beat the
Grizzlies in football?" The genie replied, "On second thought, lets find
you a good hiding spot ..."
Submitted by: Kent McKay
12/19/2001
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