The Penance
A GRIZ fan and a Cat fan died and were waiting in line at the gates of Heaven to get in. When the GRIZ fan reached the gate, the Angel told him, "You have done some bad things in your life...you will have to pay a Peance to get in." The Angel pointed down the fence-line to an old ugly hag. He said, "you will need to make love to her, then I will let you into Heaven." It took a while but the GRIZ fan got it done and was allowed into Heaven.
When the Cat fan reached the gate, the angel told him, "You have been bad too...." The angel pointed down the fence-line to a very beatuiful woman. It was Pam Anderson! He said,"you must make love to her, then I will allow you into Heaven. Delighted, the Cat fan finished the job...very quickly, and was allowed into Heaven.
Seeing what had happened, the GRIZ fan was angry and asked the angel, "My Penance was making love to a hag and Cat fan was allowed to make love to Pam Anderson...WHY!?
The Angel replied,"Pam Anderson had to pay a Penance too."
Submitted by: Sean Nemec
Missoula, Montana
8/14/2003
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