Bobcat Haircut
A Grizzly guy stuck his head into a Bobcat barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut"?
The obcat barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About two hours."
The guy left.
A few days later, the same Grizzly guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut"?
The Bobcat barber looked around at the shop and said, "About three hours."
The guy left.
A week later, the same Grizzly guy, with several of his friends, stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before we can can get a haircut"?
The Bobcat barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half."
The Griz guys left.
The Bobcat barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bobcat Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy, and his friends, and see where they goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bobcat Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The Bobcat barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves"?
Bobcat Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."
Submitted by: The Bear
10/4/2006
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