The Lumberyard
A Montana State fan went to the lumberyard and asked for 4x2's.
The clerk said they had 2x4's.
The Montana State fan insisted on 4x2's.
Finally the clerk suggested he just look at what they had for sale.
The Montana State fan did and decided that 2x4's would work just as well as 4x2's and he'd buy 10.
The clerk asked "How long do you want them?"
and the Montana State fan said, "Oh, forever, we're building our dream house".
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