Griz Jokes: The Lumberyard

A Montana State fan went to the lumberyard and asked for 4×2′s.

The clerk said they had 2×4′s.

The Montana State fan insisted on 4×2′s.

Finally the clerk suggested he just look at what they had for sale.

The Montana State fan did and decided that 2×4′s would work just as well as 4×2′s and he’d buy 10.

The clerk asked “How long do you want them?”

and the Montana State fan said, “Oh, forever, we’re building our dream house”.