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Just Couldn't Resist

Ursa Major said:
poorgriz said:
I mean seriously... it is pretty entertaining and a good way to pass some time and burn nervous energy until gametime Saturday. Isn't this the guy that got scared shi*less and ran out the back door of the MO club when we was supposed to wrassle PR? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Let me set the record strait, I believe you are conflating two Growler stories.

1) It has been reported on the board that Growler was supposed to meet AG1 at the Mo Club. My memory is that Growler ran out the back door as soon as AG1 arrived.

2) Fast forward a couple of years, PR asked Growler to meet him at the Mo Club. Growler never showed because he claimed his wife made him go purse shopping in Spokane that day.
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He sits on medical boards, dammit!!!!!

And he's in Mensa, dammit!!!!
 
AZGrizFan said:
Ursa Major said:
Let me set the record strait, I believe you are conflating two Growler stories.

1) It has been reported on the board that Growler was supposed to meet AG1 at the Mo Club. My memory is that Growler ran out the back door as soon as AG1 arrived.

2) Fast forward a couple of years, PR asked Growler to meet him at the Mo Club. Growler never showed because he claimed his wife made him go purse shopping in Spokane that day.
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He sits on medical boards, dammit!!!!!

And he's in Mensa, dammit!!!!
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Don’t forget his close friendships that include: coaches, professional scouts, military snipers and mafia members.
 
Also don’t forget any accolades and honors associated with playing club baseball, even if the story is made up.
 
Ursa Major said:
poorgriz said:
I mean seriously... it is pretty entertaining and a good way to pass some time and burn nervous energy until gametime Saturday. Isn't this the guy that got scared shi*less and ran out the back door of the MO club when we was supposed to wrassle PR? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Let me set the record strait, I believe you are conflating two Growler stories.

1) It has been reported on the board that Growler was supposed to meet AG1 at the Mo Club. My memory is that Growler ran out the back door as soon as AG1 arrived.

2) Fast forward a couple of years, PR asked Growler to meet him at the Mo Club. Growler never showed because he claimed his wife made him go purse shopping in Spokane that day.
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With his ID, that purse is probably a coin pouch now.
This thread is like a microcosm of his life on egriz. The Days summary update on Stefeno. Thanks mods. Just like we asked.
No amount of sniper buddies can get him out of this fox hole.
He was band but “Just Couldn’t Resist” so he plagiarized, double-downed, attacked the pedestrian fans, and my favorite part: he tried to make the exact same bet which he lost—and welched—just a couple months ago.
Haven’t even heard an explanation for that cliff hanger yet. Can’t wait for the next episode
 
Lots of words there Boys! looks to me like one is scared and the other is damn glad of it! also the Mo, club is not a good square off place. Have a go at Jakes Bar alley, or the Stocks .No one to break you up.. I have had many uninterrupted encounters there. Be ready for the Floor burns. Stand there flat footed and go toe to toe tough guys. maybe try out Spiders on woody Street. Shake hands and come out fighting.
 
hunt-ducks said:
ilovethecats said:
:lol:

I honestly don't know how I feel about this. My first thought was one of almost fear. That a person can be so comfortable lying about anything and everything in hopes of feeling superior on an anonymous message board. Knowing these people are amongst us, passing us on sidewalks, interacting in our communities, and possibly even having kids to continue the bizarre behavior is a scary thought.

However, after some more thought, I came away almost jealous. :shock: Steve says almost daily that we are all jealous of him. In this case he might be right. My life would be so much easier if I had zero self awareness. It would be easier if I could lie about any topic without a twinge of guilt. How awesome would it be to live a life where you can be proven wrong about something, or in this case proven that you plagiarized, and despite the proof, despite that every single member of this board could see that proof right before their eyes, you simply say, "Nope, that's not what happened. You're dumb, I'm smart". Throw in a couple more lies and go on with your day.

It seems cringe-worthy. And this way of life is only for a tiny fraction of people. But I almost have to give props to an actual human being who's content living a life of self-bravado, imaginary friends and accomplishments, zero self-awareness and one where you'd be just as comfortable lying about a football team as you would be lying about robbing a bank. Not in a million years could I live this way, so I'll give respect where it's due. :clap:
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You are living proof that Cat fans actually did fornicate with buffalo
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Everybody knows the racist genesis of that semi-plagiarized insult, especially those of us with Native American heritage. May you be trampled in YNP by a herd of a 1000 buffaloes (actually bison or tatanka), with every 5th one shitting on your corpse.
 
garizzalies said:
Ursa Major said:
Let me set the record strait, I believe you are conflating two Growler stories.

1) It has been reported on the board that Growler was supposed to meet AG1 at the Mo Club. My memory is that Growler ran out the back door as soon as AG1 arrived.

2) Fast forward a couple of years, PR asked Growler to meet him at the Mo Club. Growler never showed because he claimed his wife made him go purse shopping in Spokane that day.
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With his ID, that purse is probably a coin pouch now.
This thread is like a microcosm of his life on egriz. The Days summary update on Stefeno. Thanks mods. Just like we asked.
No amount of sniper buddies can get him out of this fox hole.
He was band but “Just Couldn’t Resist” so he plagiarized, double-downed, attacked the pedestrian fans, and my favorite part: he tried to make the exact same bet which he lost—and welched—just a couple months ago.
Haven’t even heard an explanation for that cliff hanger yet. Can’t wait for the next episode
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I’m predicting a mod-induced coma.

It’s a common vehicle for the genre.
 
horribilisfan8184 said:
hunt-ducks said:
You are living proof that Cat fans actually did fornicate with buffalo
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Everybody knows the racist genesis of that semi-plagiarized insult, especially those of us with Native American heritage. May you be trampled in YNP by a herd of a 1000 buffaloes (actually bison or tatanka), with every 5th one shitting on your corpse.
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That’s commonly referred to as “A Dilly”.

Back in the day Growler would commonly throw out racist remarks on here. Then he would double down and say his made-up Black golfing buddy, Nipsey, totally agreed with him.

Yet that same narcissist will frequently claim to be a victim.
 
Ursa Major said:
garizzalies said:
With his ID, that purse is probably a coin pouch now.
This thread is like a microcosm of his life on egriz. The Days summary update on Stefeno. Thanks mods. Just like we asked.
No amount of sniper buddies can get him out of this fox hole.
He was band but “Just Couldn’t Resist” so he plagiarized, double-downed, attacked the pedestrian fans, and my favorite part: he tried to make the exact same bet which he lost—and welched—just a couple months ago.
Haven’t even heard an explanation for that cliff hanger yet. Can’t wait for the next episode
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I’m predicting a mod-induced coma.

It’s a common vehicle for the genre.
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:lol:
 
hunt-ducks said:
I read the expert analysis from the regular pretenders about why our Griz are not performing as expected, and just had to bloviate my thoughts on the issue.

The LOS- We were being owned on both the defensive and offensive LOS by both EWU and Sac. State. Anyone who knows sh*t about football understands that games are won by winning the LOS. We lost both games in that area.

Please STOP chirping about how big our O-line is! Size means NOTHING if the lineman has poor footwork, and poor quickness. Any 240 lb. defender can easily school a 320 lb. O-lineman if that lineman lacks those two qualities. And, our O-linemen are slow, with slow feet, and lack any quickness. Do you ever wonder why we never run sweeps, or counter plays, or anything other than zone blocking??? It is because our O-linemen can not MOVE!

Our defensive line is unable to put any pressure on the QB, without blitzing a LB. We have not had the ability to pressure a QB by our D-line in many years, through the Hauck, Stitt, and Delaney regimes.

Our offense- Frankly, our offense looks like a high school offense. No imagination, no trick plays, no creativity of running plays, extremely easy-to-defend passing game.

If you watched the EWU offense, even though we were blitzing on nearly every play, Barierre was able to quickly deliver a pass to an open WR. Yes, we sacked him a few times, but he was still able to torch us for 400 yards of passing offense. Why? Because the EWU coaches know how to coach their O-linemen and running backs to pick-up the blitz. Montana's RBs are terrible blockers (maybe because they are young???).

Both EWU and Cal Poly were able to hit us with quick slant patterns and quick out-patterns, taking about 1 1/2 seconds to make the pass. Our offense never utilizes quick slants, tight-end drags, or regular screen passing plays. WHY??? Every time KB attempted a pass play, it was a slow-developing play which took 3-4 seconds to deliver the pass. Our O-line never gave Kris a pocket to step-up into. He had defenders in his face from virtually moments after he took the snap. Bottom line..... our O-line SUCKS at pass blocking and our RBs are useless in picking-up blitzers!

Kris Brown- The QB position is comprised of several qualities. Kris is excellent in arm strength, and accuracy. As of now, he in NOT good at reading defenses, and often throws into coverage. Kris is also NOT good at looking off his primary receiver to find the open player. Can he achieve that skill? Possibly, with experience. To me, the book is still out on Kris. He is strong in the two most critical areas, arm strength and accuracy. The other skills are teachable. But, do we have a coach with the skills to teach him???

Cam Humphrey would have fared no better against Sac. State. There was zero time to throw, zero running game, and a very poor passing tree because of the ineptness of our offense. A QB has to get some help to excel, and neither Cam, nor Brown is getting any help.

WRs getting open- There is nothing wrong with the speed of our WRs. I do think that their route-running is average at best. However, unlike the EWU WR tree and offense, our offense is not designed to clear areas in the zone by running WRs through areas, thus vacating that area for a secondary receiver. Do you wonder why EWU always seems to have open WRs??? It is partly because they run a very sophisticated NFL-type passing tree, which is designed to clear areas within the defensive secondary for open receivers. We don't do that.

The 3-3-5 Defense- So many of you supported this ridiculous gimmick defense that we run, saying that "it is designed to stop all of the Big Sky spread offenses". Well, how's that workin' out??? EWU sliced-and-diced our vaunted 3-3-5 defense. There is a reason that the top teams in FBS, FCS, and the NFL run either a 3-4 or 3-4 defense. Until we recruit kids who can DICTATE to any opposing offense, like NDSU and SDSU do, then we will always be pretenders among the elite FCS defensive teams. The Bobcats defense is much better than ours. I hear they run a 4-3 base, with some 3-4 thrown in at times.

Recruiting- During Hauck's first tenure here, he was able to get 90% of the top Montana high school players. Now, the Cats are getting 50-60% of the top kids from Montana. Making it worse, is that Hauck and his coaches are doing a poor job of recruiting out-of-state kids, as compared to the Bobcats and EWU. If our out-of-state recruiting doesn't improve, don't expect any big improvement in our quest to Return To Dominance. We have not been an elite Big Sky team for 10 years, and memories of our 20-year dominant run are quickly fading fast. Reality is a hard pill to swallow. But the reality is that Weber, EWU, and even MSU are ahead of us in the dominance game.

Now go ahead, fire away. I'll pop the popcorn.
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You're living in so many heads, rent free.
 
MontanaJack2006 said:
hunt-ducks said:
I read the expert analysis from the regular pretenders about why our Griz are not performing as expected, and just had to bloviate my thoughts on the issue.

The LOS- We were being owned on both the defensive and offensive LOS by both EWU and Sac. State. Anyone who knows sh*t about football understands that games are won by winning the LOS. We lost both games in that area.

Please STOP chirping about how big our O-line is! Size means NOTHING if the lineman has poor footwork, and poor quickness. Any 240 lb. defender can easily school a 320 lb. O-lineman if that lineman lacks those two qualities. And, our O-linemen are slow, with slow feet, and lack any quickness. Do you ever wonder why we never run sweeps, or counter plays, or anything other than zone blocking??? It is because our O-linemen can not MOVE!

Our defensive line is unable to put any pressure on the QB, without blitzing a LB. We have not had the ability to pressure a QB by our D-line in many years, through the Hauck, Stitt, and Delaney regimes.

Our offense- Frankly, our offense looks like a high school offense. No imagination, no trick plays, no creativity of running plays, extremely easy-to-defend passing game.

If you watched the EWU offense, even though we were blitzing on nearly every play, Barierre was able to quickly deliver a pass to an open WR. Yes, we sacked him a few times, but he was still able to torch us for 400 yards of passing offense. Why? Because the EWU coaches know how to coach their O-linemen and running backs to pick-up the blitz. Montana's RBs are terrible blockers (maybe because they are young???).

Both EWU and Cal Poly were able to hit us with quick slant patterns and quick out-patterns, taking about 1 1/2 seconds to make the pass. Our offense never utilizes quick slants, tight-end drags, or regular screen passing plays. WHY??? Every time KB attempted a pass play, it was a slow-developing play which took 3-4 seconds to deliver the pass. Our O-line never gave Kris a pocket to step-up into. He had defenders in his face from virtually moments after he took the snap. Bottom line..... our O-line SUCKS at pass blocking and our RBs are useless in picking-up blitzers!

Kris Brown- The QB position is comprised of several qualities. Kris is excellent in arm strength, and accuracy. As of now, he in NOT good at reading defenses, and often throws into coverage. Kris is also NOT good at looking off his primary receiver to find the open player. Can he achieve that skill? Possibly, with experience. To me, the book is still out on Kris. He is strong in the two most critical areas, arm strength and accuracy. The other skills are teachable. But, do we have a coach with the skills to teach him???

Cam Humphrey would have fared no better against Sac. State. There was zero time to throw, zero running game, and a very poor passing tree because of the ineptness of our offense. A QB has to get some help to excel, and neither Cam, nor Brown is getting any help.

WRs getting open- There is nothing wrong with the speed of our WRs. I do think that their route-running is average at best. However, unlike the EWU WR tree and offense, our offense is not designed to clear areas in the zone by running WRs through areas, thus vacating that area for a secondary receiver. Do you wonder why EWU always seems to have open WRs??? It is partly because they run a very sophisticated NFL-type passing tree, which is designed to clear areas within the defensive secondary for open receivers. We don't do that.

The 3-3-5 Defense- So many of you supported this ridiculous gimmick defense that we run, saying that "it is designed to stop all of the Big Sky spread offenses". Well, how's that workin' out??? EWU sliced-and-diced our vaunted 3-3-5 defense. There is a reason that the top teams in FBS, FCS, and the NFL run either a 3-4 or 3-4 defense. Until we recruit kids who can DICTATE to any opposing offense, like NDSU and SDSU do, then we will always be pretenders among the elite FCS defensive teams. The Bobcats defense is much better than ours. I hear they run a 4-3 base, with some 3-4 thrown in at times.

Recruiting- During Hauck's first tenure here, he was able to get 90% of the top Montana high school players. Now, the Cats are getting 50-60% of the top kids from Montana. Making it worse, is that Hauck and his coaches are doing a poor job of recruiting out-of-state kids, as compared to the Bobcats and EWU. If our out-of-state recruiting doesn't improve, don't expect any big improvement in our quest to Return To Dominance. We have not been an elite Big Sky team for 10 years, and memories of our 20-year dominant run are quickly fading fast. Reality is a hard pill to swallow. But the reality is that Weber, EWU, and even MSU are ahead of us in the dominance game.

Now go ahead, fire away. I'll pop the popcorn.
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You're living in so many heads, rent free.
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Thanks Jack. Your football posts have stood-out. While you don't post a lot, I find your posts to be spot-on, and show you know a lot about the game of football. I try to talk football on this site, but there are so many mental midgets who constantly try to make this a Twitter site instead of an athletic discussion site. With all of the social media crapola sites available to them, they still have to bore us with their constant tripe.

Keep making football posts, man. I wish others who lurk here would start contributing too. Maybe we can send a strong message to these cretins.
 
hunt-ducks said:
MontanaJack2006 said:
You're living in so many heads, rent free.
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Thanks Jack. Your football posts have stood-out. While you don't post a lot, I find your posts to be spot-on, and show you know a lot about the game of football. I try to talk football on this site, but there are so many mental midgets who constantly try to make this a Twitter site instead of an athletic discussion site. With all of the social media crapola sites available to them, they still have to bore us with their constant tripe.

Keep making football posts, man. I wish others who lurk here would start contributing too. Maybe we can send a strong message to these cretins.
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:lol: Self Awareness Level: 0
 
CDAGRIZ said:
hunt-ducks said:
Thanks Jack. Your football posts have stood-out. While you don't post a lot, I find your posts to be spot-on, and show you know a lot about the game of football. I try to talk football on this site, but there are so many mental midgets who constantly try to make this a Twitter site instead of an athletic discussion site. With all of the social media crapola sites available to them, they still have to bore us with their constant tripe.

Keep making football posts, man. I wish others who lurk here would start contributing too. Maybe we can send a strong message to these cretins.
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:lol: Self Awareness Level: 0
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It was a helluva football post though, wasn’t it?
 
EverettGriz said:
CDAGRIZ said:
:lol: Self Awareness Level: 0
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It was a helluva football post though, wasn’t it?
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I’m thinking today might be the day. Band hammer. The lil’ fella won’t be able to help himself if someone posts something mean about him. Child.
 
EverettGriz said:
CDAGRIZ said:
:lol: Self Awareness Level: 0
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It was a helluva football post though, wasn’t it?
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Bravo!! Great work men.

I love it when he goes into “recruitment mode”. The sickly sweet fawning over the other person and the sense of their exclusivity together, “it’s me and you, the good posters, against the bad posters.”

The most successful narcissists are able to be charismatic and build fans and supporters. Growler is not one of those.
 
hunt-ducks said:
MontanaJack2006 said:
You're living in so many heads, rent free.
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Thanks Jack. Your football posts have stood-out. While you don't post a lot, I find your posts to be spot-on, and show you know a lot about the game of football. I try to talk football on this site, but there are so many mental midgets who constantly try to make this a Twitter site instead of an athletic discussion site. With all of the social media crapola sites available to them, they still have to bore us with their constant tripe.

Keep making football posts, man. I wish others who lurk here would start contributing too. Maybe we can send a strong message to these cretins.
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I'm on board. Let's start start some real football conversation with the costume lineup for today's game. I am hoping for white jerseys, silver pants, and maroon helmets.
 
hunt-ducks said:
MontanaJack2006 said:
You're living in so many heads, rent free.
Click to expand...

Thanks Jack. Your football posts have stood-out. While you don't post a lot, I find your posts to be spot-on, and show you know a lot about the game of football. I try to talk football on this site, but there are so many mental midgets who constantly try to make this a Twitter site instead of an athletic discussion site. With all of the social media crapola sites available to them, they still have to bore us with their constant tripe.

Keep making football posts, man. I wish others who lurk here would start contributing too. Maybe we can send a strong message to these cretins.
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What is a Twitter site? My ID is low but I’ve never heard of a Twitter site.
 
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