The renowned barfly will receive many honorary degrees, including the prestigious Golden Wrench (it's not real gold; its lacquer).
As most of you know, Frank hasn't done crap in life, and he spends most of his non-bar hours in his garage, working on his 1971 El Camino. It hasn't run since the first Reagan administration, but the effort is worthy of the Golden Wrench Lifetime Non-Achievement Award.
Other bar connections: Ursa Major is the only person with bar more visits to the Redwood Lounge than McGillicuddy. Mr. Titlist once drank the Redwood fully out of booze, and still changed the struts on his 1982 Honda Prelude that evening.
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As most of you know, Frank hasn't done crap in life, and he spends most of his non-bar hours in his garage, working on his 1971 El Camino. It hasn't run since the first Reagan administration, but the effort is worthy of the Golden Wrench Lifetime Non-Achievement Award.
Other bar connections: Ursa Major is the only person with bar more visits to the Redwood Lounge than McGillicuddy. Mr. Titlist once drank the Redwood fully out of booze, and still changed the struts on his 1982 Honda Prelude that evening.
www.PSSER.com/graduation