Yo, PR:
Whereas there are many on this board who saw the Lady Griz program in decline, applaud the choice of Holsinger as the new coach and welcome the new regime no matter the drastic changes we feel were necessary to restore this program to its former glory;
And Whereas you have transformed yourself from an often informative poster into a cantankerous old crankbutt, relentlessly throwing hissyfits, spewing invective and hurling insults to the detriment and weariness not only of the new coaching staff but also many on this board;
Be It Therefore Resolved that I, Citay, offer to pay for your season tickets to the Lady Griz games for a period of three years, after which an equal amount is donated unconditionally to the Lady Griz program, on One Condition: That for a period of three years, you do not show your face at a Lady Griz game, after which, with your seat in tact, you are permitted to reclaim said seat, and root once again for the program that Kent Haslam and Brian Holsinger have returned to its legendary position, and during such three-year period you have had the time to clear your head, open up your heart and ventilate your soul, to the best of your ability, with the full gratitude of so many on this board.
Deal?
Whereas there are many on this board who saw the Lady Griz program in decline, applaud the choice of Holsinger as the new coach and welcome the new regime no matter the drastic changes we feel were necessary to restore this program to its former glory;
And Whereas you have transformed yourself from an often informative poster into a cantankerous old crankbutt, relentlessly throwing hissyfits, spewing invective and hurling insults to the detriment and weariness not only of the new coaching staff but also many on this board;
Be It Therefore Resolved that I, Citay, offer to pay for your season tickets to the Lady Griz games for a period of three years, after which an equal amount is donated unconditionally to the Lady Griz program, on One Condition: That for a period of three years, you do not show your face at a Lady Griz game, after which, with your seat in tact, you are permitted to reclaim said seat, and root once again for the program that Kent Haslam and Brian Holsinger have returned to its legendary position, and during such three-year period you have had the time to clear your head, open up your heart and ventilate your soul, to the best of your ability, with the full gratitude of so many on this board.
Deal?