AllWeatherFan said:CDAGRIZ said:SACCAT66 said:CDAGRIZ said:You should sell it for $28 million. Boom. Just made you a $3 million profit.
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You don't just sell it...You rent it for twice what your monthly payments are...Then blame everything that brakes on the tenant...#landlordmoney
But, the long con doesn't get you the cash up front to buy new bleachers, which would, in turn, make you more money because people would buy more hotdogs.
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How about if you had various local businesses sponsor Bobcats players by putting their photos in company ads on portable outhouse doors? Wait, that's just TOO wacky. Let's go all alliterative. How about a "batter" angle? Bobcat Batter? I like it!
How have they not thought of this yet? It's an absolute slam dunk. We will also rebrand the hotdogs as "Cat Wieners". It's like a Dodger Dog, but it's a Cat Wiener. Come on down to the field for a Cat Wiener and a cup of Bobcat Batter. The marketing writes itself. You're welcome, Bozeman.
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