CDAGRIZ said:
The interesting thing about jlm is that he joined in 2009.
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After nearly eleven years of research, likely hundreds of drafts, he came up with the PM I posted. Now, we all know superfecal13 went off the rails and nuked his post history after he had his "episode", but I don't suspect him in this case. Whomever conducted this heinous act has a level of sophistication far beyond the capabilities of any EWU graduate. This individual, jlm, has gleaned intimate details about my life and the people in it. He even had the foresight to predict what would be my second favorite Griz player of all time a decade later. I'm going to hunker down. Ring Doorbell, take the wheel.
I can picture it now, an 11 year old JLM reading e-Griz, after homework time and before bedtime, and becoming incensed that some A-hole would make such a crude and callous remark about his Myspace friend, Colbie Caillat.
Fueled by prepubescent love and a deep-seated hatred for the man that so cruelly attacked her, JLM hatched a plan that day to do what ever it took to exact his revenge.
After years of struggle and toil, the undersized JLM worked his way to becoming a walk-on and then a scholarship athlete for his greatest foe's favorite college football team. During a stellar, record breaking, 4-year career,his nemesis fell in love with him.
Revenge is best served cold. Shortly after his final game, JLM was able to fully repay the brutish lout using the same PM he had typed and saved 11 years earlier.
This one's for Colbie, f***[*]!