M O N T A N A picked to WIN

[EverettGriz]

If David were a cat against Goliath, there’s little doubt in my mind he’d put the rock down and try the ol’ fake field goal punt touchback. Gets ‘em every time.

 

[Ursa Major]

I believe the Bible did it first. David vs Goliath.

Shades of Hickory beating South Bend. Gene Hackman as Choach. Earle Solomonson gives out the pre-game speech about David slinging the stone, but includes a part about timeout timing. Let’s get this into rewrites.

I have spoken to Volodymyr Zelenskyy’s publicist. She says he is luke-warm on playing Coach Sixx. She added the full-frontal nudity in the Shit Pond scene with Choate is a nonstarter for him.

Also, Tarantino is sniffing around this project. He’s envisioning a bloody cornfield shootout scene on the outskirts of Bozeman.