snap said:
I'm sorry - I am too busy laughing my fucking ass off to post!
Heh heh heh. He said "fucking ass."
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I'm sorry - I am too busy laughing my fucking ass off to post!
Heh heh heh. He said "fucking ass."
Interesting tidbit about Mr.T that stood out when I was doing some research. You guys remember that thread awhile back about sandwich shops and Mr.T "came out" swinging when I stated that the Pickle Barrel was horrific? Talked to some folks in Laramie and suprise, suprise, surprise! That was Mr.T's nickname in college! Why? You tell me.......
Snap is getting mighty lonely at his cabin. Mods?
Just some companionship and conversation, that's all. Not that there's anything wrong with angling.
AllWeatherFan said:
Yep. Just a couple guys hanging out, bs'ing and having a few beers out on the porch. We'd probably fire up the grill and throw down a cheeseburger or two, then go inside and fire up the woodstove. A shot or two of whiskey and a few more beers......light up a few candles just to supplement the dim cabin lighting............
So yeah, pretty much the opposite of gay if you ask me.
That's right, and I hope readers don't go getting any ideas just because of the stylish gold leaf mirror placemats and matching velvet table runner. A man doesn't have to live like a pig.
snap said:
HA!
A random list of things I hate:
Bad beer.
Flight delays.
People who say "acrossed".
Those f*cking satellite commercials "when you get cable you wanna".
This emoticon: :mrgreen:
The fact that Ursa has yet to buy me a freakin cocktail.
Seattle traffic.
My natural gas bill.
CC&Rs that seemingly prohibit stills in the back yard.
Kale.
Wives who cook kale.
Work. And by that I mean any kind of work.
Yappy dogs.
And their owners.
2506.
People who leave grocery carts in the damn parking lot.
Clerks who act like they're doing me a damn favor by ringing me up and taking my money, and staying stupid shit like "there you go" as they hand my purchase, rather than something like "thanks for shopping here".
Ursa still not buying me a damn cocktail.
Ebola.
All the shit on the desk in my den. Why's it there?
Business travel.
"Hot" wings that are puny-assed thin things that are just lightly dusted with 3 drops of Franks. NO!! It's a f*cking HOT wing!! I want to shit lava tomorrow.
Bill Bavasi.
The fact that I can't get out of the M Store or the UM Bookstore for under $280, even if I just go in for a $3.00 rain poncho.
Ursa's cheap-ass-no-beverage-buying-policy.
The fact that after Friday night in Laramie, I was just too damn old to hit it that hard again on Saturday.
The fact that ewoo seems to have only one shitter in their stadium.
That "Burning Tee Pee" sculpture on the Oval.
NDSU turnips.
$4.99 sunglasses that scratch.
That cheap assed sumbitch alcohol hoarding Ursa.
Bad beer.
Flight delays.
People who say "acrossed".
Those f*cking satellite commercials "when you get cable you wanna".
This emoticon: :mrgreen:
The fact that Ursa has yet to buy me a freakin cocktail.
Seattle traffic.
My natural gas bill.
CC&Rs that seemingly prohibit stills in the back yard.
Kale.
Wives who cook kale.
Work. And by that I mean any kind of work.
Yappy dogs.
And their owners.
2506.
People who leave grocery carts in the damn parking lot.
Clerks who act like they're doing me a damn favor by ringing me up and taking my money, and staying stupid shit like "there you go" as they hand my purchase, rather than something like "thanks for shopping here".
Ursa still not buying me a damn cocktail.
Ebola.
All the shit on the desk in my den. Why's it there?
Business travel.
"Hot" wings that are puny-assed thin things that are just lightly dusted with 3 drops of Franks. NO!! It's a f*cking HOT wing!! I want to shit lava tomorrow.
Bill Bavasi.
The fact that I can't get out of the M Store or the UM Bookstore for under $280, even if I just go in for a $3.00 rain poncho.
Ursa's cheap-ass-no-beverage-buying-policy.
The fact that after Friday night in Laramie, I was just too damn old to hit it that hard again on Saturday.
The fact that ewoo seems to have only one shitter in their stadium.
That "Burning Tee Pee" sculpture on the Oval.
NDSU turnips.
$4.99 sunglasses that scratch.
That cheap assed sumbitch alcohol hoarding Ursa.
May I add to your list "people who use the term anyways?" Thank you.
Oh, and also "the cheap bastard who won't buy drinks."
[Wondering if I should know who Bill Bavasi is.]
Oh, and also "the cheap bastard who won't buy drinks."
[Wondering if I should know who Bill Bavasi is.]
People who say "right" after every sentence you say. Sorry you douche but I don't need your conformation. I don't know who Bill Bavasi is either but I bet he says right all the time.
LongTimeCatFan
Well-known member
People who drive 20-30 MPH below the speed limit
Mother in laws that wind up the kid at 4 am before boarding a flight
Weddings during football season
Wives that complain about every damn thing and they're all my fault
Fans at a football game that tell me to be quiet.
Fans that sit on their ass the entire game without a peep.
Libtards
California
Big Cities
Pine Pigs, which is what I call Park Rangers who ain't got shit to do but instead have to phuck up everyone else's vacation.
Beer that you have to filter with your teeth
All the other bullshit in my man cave. Christ's sake it's not a storage shed for all the miscellaneous crap in the house.
Guns that don't function properly.
Fords
Phucking tour boat captains that don't know Marine law regarding right of way and try to run me over.
The new Park Superintendent and his stupid new fishing regs
Obama voters
Piers Morgan
ISIS and the other diaper heads that support them
Bald Tires
People who say they'll do something, but never do it
Having to look at EWOO's track and field
$4.00 diesel
Prius
Prius drivers
People who don't understand how to drive through a round about or a through right
Diane Feinstein
Starbucks
Bud Light
Coors
Androids
Dogs that crap in my yard and their owners
Cat owners
Mother in laws that wind up the kid at 4 am before boarding a flight
Weddings during football season
Wives that complain about every damn thing and they're all my fault
Fans at a football game that tell me to be quiet.
Fans that sit on their ass the entire game without a peep.
Libtards
California
Big Cities
Pine Pigs, which is what I call Park Rangers who ain't got shit to do but instead have to phuck up everyone else's vacation.
Beer that you have to filter with your teeth
All the other bullshit in my man cave. Christ's sake it's not a storage shed for all the miscellaneous crap in the house.
Guns that don't function properly.
Fords
Phucking tour boat captains that don't know Marine law regarding right of way and try to run me over.
The new Park Superintendent and his stupid new fishing regs
Obama voters
Piers Morgan
ISIS and the other diaper heads that support them
Bald Tires
People who say they'll do something, but never do it
Having to look at EWOO's track and field
$4.00 diesel
Prius
Prius drivers
People who don't understand how to drive through a round about or a through right
Diane Feinstein
Starbucks
Bud Light
Coors
Androids
Dogs that crap in my yard and their owners
Cat owners
Nice work men!! Ursa always buys the first round!! I will prove that, EG!
LongTimeCatFan
Well-known member
argh! said:
I wouldn't with yours
LongTimeCatFan
Well-known member
CDAGRIZ said:
Sweet video.... On Mute
It's a good thing she's got other assets. She'd never make it on the voice
