CDAGRIZ said:
Ursa Major said:
mcg said:
The bozeman coach has done a brilliant job of hiding behind the fans. The whole 'ride for the brand' and 'win state' routines have got legions of bozeman fans all frothed up and make it almost impossible to fire the guy. As long as the fans love him, he will be the coach.
Cat football,
A Multigenerational Commitment to Mediocrity
Sounds like a 30 for 30 on espn, but not exactly. More like this:
"What if I told you there was a program that literally always fell way short of it's own expectations, but continued to act like it never happened. SWX presents 9 for 13: Cat football and the Multigenerational Committment to Mediocrity. This Sunday morning at 3:15 a.m."
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I can see that documentary spring boarding into a full length block buster movie.
In a world where each spring brings another perennial national preseason championship, one college football program's fan base stands alone in its delusional and distorted outlook of its football team.
Defying the odds and the logical conclusion that historically they're just a 2nd rate backwater fcs program that's only won one playoff game in a generation, the never say die--until October fan base stands proud for their boys in blue. They know in their hearts that this year is going to be different . . . again.
Costarring Jim Carrey as rabid fan bigsky33
I can't remember which one, but we were second in some defensive category last year in the conference. Coach said we're better so we will definitely be the top defense in the conference this year
Also costarring Billy Bob Thornton as litter box troll ABQCat
Mmm . . .Like the coaches and the media know shit about us to rank us so low. With our freshman recruits and whatnot we'll be at the top of the conference standings and back in the playoffs. Book it! Mmmm hmmm
Also Costarring Elvis Costello as himself AD Costello:
Gloria, hold my calls for the rest of the day. What's that? Sherman Williams wants to donate paint? Well I'm very busy with things so like I said, hold all calls!
. . . Sorry about the interruption, so I jump from a C to a G cord there?
Costarring Andy Richter as the ambitious traitor, Ty Gregorak, the msu defensive coordinator
Ah huh, so the Rocky Head Coach is in the hospital? He might not pull thru?
Costarring the recently thawed out Otzi, the frozen Alps caveman, as Coach Choate the barely literate msu head football coach and leader of the cat brain trust.
Costarring Selma Hyack as the beautiful and brilliant Dr. Waded Crusado, the anxious college president trying to keep the program afloat and fearing the end is near.
They hired who? I Yi Yi!!
With special guest star Coach Bobby Hauck
Don't miss the Feel good picture of the year!