#AskCDA

[CDAGRIZ]

CDA, I have a acquaintance that was invited on a trip to Vegas, a place where whores, cocaine and Titleless flow like the salmon of Capistrano, and he is choosing to go to the Big Apple with a pompous ass?

How wrong is this guy and what could possibly be effecting his thought process? (mental illness?)

Great question; asked often. Public Relations. Any organization has to have work horses and show ponies. I'm the latter because I can barely read.

 

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

CDA, I have a acquaintance that was invited on a trip to Vegas, a place where whores, cocaine and Titleless flow like the salmon of Capistrano, and he is choosing to go to the Big Apple with a pompous ass?

How wrong is this guy and what could possibly be effecting his thought process? (mental illness?)

Rub your eyes and read his post again. FOCUS! (He's not going to NYC with PR)

CDA why is LTCF wrong? (A lot)

I will kick back and eat some heavy dose snapnachos and wait for your reply.

As always, a pre emptive thank you.

AG1INC

 

[LongTimeCatFan]

CDA, I have a acquaintance that was invited on a trip to Vegas, a place where whores, cocaine and Titleless flow like the salmon of Capistrano, and he is choosing to go to the Big Apple with a pompous ass?

How wrong is this guy and what could possibly be effecting his thought process? (mental illness?)

Rub your eyes and read his post again. FOCUS! (He's not going to NYC with PR)

CDA why is LTCF wrong? (A lot)

I will kick back and eat some heavy dose snapnachos and wait for your reply.

As always, a pre emptive thank you.

AG1INC

While it possible that I AM wrong a lot, it just so happens that AG1 and LTCF agree 99% of the time. Sort of like Tester and Obama.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

CDA, I have a acquaintance that was invited on a trip to Vegas, a place where whores, cocaine and Titleless flow like the salmon of Capistrano, and he is choosing to go to the Big Apple with a pompous ass?

How wrong is this guy and what could possibly be effecting his thought process? (mental illness?)

Rub your eyes and read his post again. FOCUS! (He's not going to NYC with PR)

CDA why is LTCF wrong? (A lot)

I will kick back and eat some heavy dose snapnachos and wait for your reply.

As always, a pre emptive thank you.

AG1INC

AG1, this is one great question that people ask me often. Scholars have debated the incorrectness of LTCF's general existence for decades. Many contend that his mother held him too much, others contend that she didn't hold him enough. In the end, he is of the mind that it is more important to be decisive than correct. While this disposition works well for choosing between a 6 and 7-iron, or a blonde/brunette decision, it is generally not well adapted to life in general. Rumor has it that he even heads a GNR cover band Bozeman. Fans line up around the block to hear "November Pain."

So if you want to elude me,
Then playoffs don't refrain.
'Cause I'm really used to feelin'
That cold November pain.

 

[Ursa Major]

Wow, it's going to be hard to follow that last question which may be the best one ever asked.....but here goes.

CDA, hypothetically speaking........if you were on. 13 day whiskey bender and you had a trip to Vegas already booked on the 16th of March would you shut the Jets off and coast into this potential 2 week "quiet phase" then ramp back up for the week in Vegas or would you just keep the hammer down and set your focus on a solid 31 days straight?

Please correct me if I'm wrong, CDA. I'm not sure if this helps but the only thing that I have found that is a sure thing to remove the symptoms of a hangover is an early morning blood transfusion with the blood of prepubescent children. There are several roadblocks to getting a supply of this blood (fucking Red Cross monopolists) but there are several credible black market sources and other reputable sources on eBay. Be mindful of fly-by-night offshore sources with ridiculously low prices. Many of these merchants use the blood of impoverished Asian children and the blood can carry severe side effects that can include obsessional thoughts of Hello Kitty merchandise, Animeosia, a rare form of Prosopagnosia where one views others with anime faces and Hopsingitits, where one believes they are a 19th century cook on a working ranch in Nevada.

Good Luck and God Speed!

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Wow, it's going to be hard to follow that last question which may be the best one ever asked.....but here goes.

CDA, hypothetically speaking........if you were on. 13 day whiskey bender and you had a trip to Vegas already booked on the 16th of March would you shut the Jets off and coast into this potential 2 week "quiet phase" then ramp back up for the week in Vegas or would you just keep the hammer down and set your focus on a solid 31 days straight?

Please correct me if I'm wrong, CDA. I'm not sure if this helps but the only thing that I have found that is a sure thing to remove the symptoms of a hangover is an early morning blood transfusion with the blood of prepubescent children. There are several roadblocks to getting a supply of this blood (fucking Red Cross monopolists) but there are several credible black market sources and other reputable sources on eBay. Be mindful of fly-by-night offshore sources with ridiculously low prices. Many of these merchants use the blood of impoverished Asian children and the blood can carry severe side effects that can include obsessional thoughts of Hello Kitty merchandise, Animeosia, a rare form of Prosopagnosia where one views others with anime faces and Hopsingitits, where one believes they are a 19th century cook on a working ranch in Nevada.

Good Luck and God Speed!

This is all 100% dead on balls accurate. Thanks, Ursa, for helping me with this endeavor.

#spreadingthetroof

 

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

CDA, I have a acquaintance that was invited on a trip to Vegas, a place where whores, cocaine and Titleless flow like the salmon of Capistrano, and he is choosing to go to the Big Apple with a pompous ass?

How wrong is this guy and what could possibly be effecting his thought process? (mental illness?)

Rub your eyes and read his post again. FOCUS! (He's not going to NYC with PR)

CDA why is LTCF wrong? (A lot)

I will kick back and eat some heavy dose snapnachos and wait for your reply.

As always, a pre emptive thank you.

AG1INC

AG1, this is one great question that people ask me often. Scholars have debated the incorrectness of LTCF's general existence for decades. Many contend that his mother held him too much, others contend that she didn't hold him enough. In the end, he is of the mind that it is more important to be decisive than correct. While this disposition works well for choosing between a 6 and 7-iron, or a blonde/brunette decision, it is generally not well adapted to life in general. Rumor has it that he even heads a GNR cover band Bozeman. Fans line up around the block to hear "November Pain."

So if you want to elude me,
Then playoffs don't refrain.
'Cause I'm really used to feelin'
That cold November pain.

LTCF and I approve this message!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

One of my favorite songs BTW!!

 

[LongTimeCatFan]

Rub your eyes and read his post again. FOCUS! (He's not going to NYC with PR)

CDA why is LTCF wrong? (A lot)

I will kick back and eat some heavy dose snapnachos and wait for your reply.

As always, a pre emptive thank you.

AG1INC

AG1, this is one great question that people ask me often. Scholars have debated the incorrectness of LTCF's general existence for decades. Many contend that his mother held him too much, others contend that she didn't hold him enough. In the end, he is of the mind that it is more important to be decisive than correct. While this disposition works well for choosing between a 6 and 7-iron, or a blonde/brunette decision, it is generally not well adapted to life in general. Rumor has it that he even heads a GNR cover band Bozeman. Fans line up around the block to hear "November Pain."

So if you want to elude me,
Then playoffs don't refrain.
'Cause I'm really used to feelin'
That cold November pain.

LTCF and I approve this message!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

One of my favorite songs BTW!!

I used to sing it to dear CDA as a lullaby. Back then the words were different because MSU was all about championships. It's morphed into what it is over the years. It's probably why he's so fond of it

 

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Dude, that was NEVER a rodeo song.............ever.


I call BS on this one...........

 

[CDAGRIZ]

:lol: :lol:

 

[LongTimeCatFan]

Dude, that was NEVER a rodeo song.............ever.


I call BS on this one...........

I didn't say it was a rodeo song.

The Rodeo Song goes like...

Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a Fvck, got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo.

http://youtu.be/2qBg4-SUYT8

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Dude, that was NEVER a rodeo song.............ever.


I call BS on this one...........

I didn't say it was a rodeo song.

The Rodeo Song goes like...

Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a Fvck, got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo.

http://youtu.be/2qBg4-SUYT8

LTCF, that's not a question, so it's therefore not great, and nobody has ever asked it of me. Accordingly, there is no answer.

I hope this finds you well.

 

[LongTimeCatFan]

Dude, that was NEVER a rodeo song.............ever.


I call BS on this one...........

I didn't say it was a rodeo song.

The Rodeo Song goes like...

Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a Fvck, got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo.

http://youtu.be/2qBg4-SUYT8

LTCF, that's not a question, so it's therefore not great, and nobody has ever asked it of me. Accordingly, there is no answer.

I hope this finds you well.

Thank you captain obvious. You probably noticed by the lack of a question mark in my post.

I do however have lots of unanswered questions. I'm not quite certain you're qualified to answer given your credentials from UM-Missoula. And no I'm not well... Damn sinusitis. Thanks for your concern though.

I hope this finds you itchy

 

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Dude, that was NEVER a rodeo song.............ever.


I call BS on this one...........

I didn't say it was a rodeo song.

The Rodeo Song goes like...

Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a Fvck, got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo.

http://youtu.be/2qBg4-SUYT8

Yes you did, granted one might have to read between the lines but anytime you say MSU and championships in the same sentence you are basically saying "rodeo". Its MSU, its what you do.

 

[Ursa Major]

Dude, that was NEVER a rodeo song.............ever.


I call BS on this one...........

I didn't say it was a rodeo song.

The Rodeo Song goes like...

Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a Fvck, got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo.

http://youtu.be/2qBg4-SUYT8

LTCF, that's not a question, so it's therefore not great, and nobody has ever asked it of me. Accordingly, there is no answer.

I hope this finds you well.

Thank you captain obvious. You probably noticed by the lack of a question mark in my post.

I do however have lots of unanswered questions. I'm not quite certain you're qualified to answer given your credentials from UM-Missoula. And no I'm not well... Damn sinusitis. Thanks for your concern though.

I hope this finds you itchy

Chronic sinusitis can often be triggered by bouts of uncontrollable crying. I'm going to take a shot in the dark here but did your symptoms start at the beginning of December?

 

[LongTimeCatFan]

Dude, that was NEVER a rodeo song.............ever.


I call BS on this one...........

I didn't say it was a rodeo song.

The Rodeo Song goes like...

Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a Fvck, got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo.

http://youtu.be/2qBg4-SUYT8

Yes you did, granted one might have to read between the lines but anytime you say MSU and championships in the same sentence you are basically saying "rodeo". Its MSU, its what you do.

Why would I write another rodeo song when clearly THE Rodeo Song is a clear masterpiece and is unrivaled? There's no competing with the original.

No, I was not talking about our 8 Rodeo Championships.

Besides, this is ASKCDA... Would you like me to start an ASKAG1 so you can get the attention you crave?

Now quit mucking up the unqualified man's thread.

His answers may be terrible and utter garbage, but at least he's entertaining like Springer. You, are neither, which is probably why we agree so damn much.

Here's a question CDA... WHY (you fill in the rest)?

 

[LongTimeCatFan]

I didn't say it was a rodeo song.

The Rodeo Song goes like...

Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a Fvck, got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo.

http://youtu.be/2qBg4-SUYT8

LTCF, that's not a question, so it's therefore not great, and nobody has ever asked it of me. Accordingly, there is no answer.

I hope this finds you well.

Thank you captain obvious. You probably noticed by the lack of a question mark in my post.

I do however have lots of unanswered questions. I'm not quite certain you're qualified to answer given your credentials from UM-Missoula. And no I'm not well... Damn sinusitis. Thanks for your concern though.

I hope this finds you itchy

Chronic sinusitis can often be triggered by bouts of uncontrollable crying. I'm going to take a shot in the dark here but did your symptoms start at the beginning of December?

Nope, not it. Have you got kids?

 

[Ursa Major]

Dude, that was NEVER a rodeo song.............ever.


I call BS on this one...........

I didn't say it was a rodeo song.

The Rodeo Song goes like...

Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a Fvck, got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo.

http://youtu.be/2qBg4-SUYT8

Yes you did, granted one might have to read between the lines but anytime you say MSU and championships in the same sentence you are basically saying "rodeo". Its MSU, its what you do.

Why would I write another rodeo song when clearly THE Rodeo Song is a clear masterpiece and is unrivaled? There's no competing with the original.

No, I was not talking about our 8 Rodeo Championships.

Besides, this is ASKCDA... Would you like me to start an ASKAG1 so you can get the attention you crave?

Now quit mucking up the unqualified man's thread.

His answers may be terrible and utter garbage, but at least he's entertaining like Springer. You, are neither, which is probably why we agree so damn much.

Here's a question CDA... WHY (you fill in the rest)?

Asking "Why" about life is often viewed as a sure sign of depression. This coupled with your uncontrolled crying in early December makes me think this is a "cry" for help.

 

[LongTimeCatFan]

I didn't say it was a rodeo song.

The Rodeo Song goes like...

Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a Fvck, got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo.

http://youtu.be/2qBg4-SUYT8

Yes you did, granted one might have to read between the lines but anytime you say MSU and championships in the same sentence you are basically saying "rodeo". Its MSU, its what you do.

Why would I write another rodeo song when clearly THE Rodeo Song is a clear masterpiece and is unrivaled? There's no competing with the original.

No, I was not talking about our 8 Rodeo Championships.

Besides, this is ASKCDA... Would you like me to start an ASKAG1 so you can get the attention you crave?

Now quit mucking up the unqualified man's thread.

His answers may be terrible and utter garbage, but at least he's entertaining like Springer. You, are neither, which is probably why we agree so damn much.

Here's a question CDA... WHY (you fill in the rest)?

Asking "Why" about life is often viewed as a sure sign of depression. This coupled with your uncontrolled crying in early December makes me think this is a "cry" for help.

It wasn't necessarily about life, but it could be. I left it openended so he could have the opportunity to address whatever subject he wishes to entertain.

However, this isn't ASKURSA. Shall we make you a thread too so you can feel needed?

 

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Dude, that was NEVER a rodeo song.............ever.


I call BS on this one...........

I didn't say it was a rodeo song.

The Rodeo Song goes like...

Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a Fvck, got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo.

http://youtu.be/2qBg4-SUYT8

Yes you did, granted one might have to read between the lines but anytime you say MSU and championships in the same sentence you are basically saying "rodeo". Its MSU, its what you do.

Why would I write another rodeo song when clearly THE Rodeo Song is a clear masterpiece and is unrivaled? There's no competing with the original.

No, I was not talking about our 8 Rodeo Championships.

Besides, this is ASKCDA... Would you like me to start an ASKAG1 so you can get the attention you crave?

Now quit mucking up the unqualified man's thread.

His answers may be terrible and utter garbage, but at least he's entertaining like Springer. You, are neither, which is probably why we agree so damn much.

Here's a question CDA... WHY (you fill in the rest)?

There is already an Ask Alpha thread on maroonblood...............if that site is even still up on the internet.