ALPHAGRIZ1
Well-known member
Since the mods on here are worthless (or sick from Vegas) and let a perfectly good Tyler Lucas thread suck ass I will do their fu*king job for them.
Here are 10 undeniable FACTS about Beau Sandland:
1. He is the bastard child of Stuart Smalley
2. He is white and is not a "high motor guy".
3. He is a quitter and doesnt want to earn a starting spot at an FBS school.
4. He cant get a spot ANYWHERE in the country so he goes to MSU even though they are "loaded"
5. He takes plays off.
6. If he doubles his stats from last year........(you are not going to believe these numbers) he could stack the stat sheets (seriously, stop reading right now you are not going to believe a guy can put up numbers like this ) with Randy Moss type production. He would finish the season with 18 catches for 188 yards and 2.....count them 2 TDs. Not kidding here......at all!
(I am guessing one TD would come really late against Weber St and the other one possibly against Northern Colorado)
7. While making his decision to jump to the vaunted msu bobcats, he narrowed his choices down to three teams (Kentucky, msu, and Louisiana-Monroe-Tech) Flipped a coin (once) and picked the cats.
8. He lost his job to a guy named "Standish Dobard"
(Jesus, back in the day a guy named Standish, would have never got untied from the jungle gym let alone beat out any football player) "Standish" is basically a black sideshow bob
9. The number 85 doubles as his football number and his IQ.
10. This is just more cat "BS"
Here are 10 undeniable FACTS about Beau Sandland:
1. He is the bastard child of Stuart Smalley
2. He is white and is not a "high motor guy".
3. He is a quitter and doesnt want to earn a starting spot at an FBS school.
4. He cant get a spot ANYWHERE in the country so he goes to MSU even though they are "loaded"
5. He takes plays off.
6. If he doubles his stats from last year........(you are not going to believe these numbers) he could stack the stat sheets (seriously, stop reading right now you are not going to believe a guy can put up numbers like this ) with Randy Moss type production. He would finish the season with 18 catches for 188 yards and 2.....count them 2 TDs. Not kidding here......at all!
(I am guessing one TD would come really late against Weber St and the other one possibly against Northern Colorado)
7. While making his decision to jump to the vaunted msu bobcats, he narrowed his choices down to three teams (Kentucky, msu, and Louisiana-Monroe-Tech) Flipped a coin (once) and picked the cats.
8. He lost his job to a guy named "Standish Dobard"
(Jesus, back in the day a guy named Standish, would have never got untied from the jungle gym let alone beat out any football player) "Standish" is basically a black sideshow bob
9. The number 85 doubles as his football number and his IQ.
10. This is just more cat "BS"