This one is my favorite. I can just see the Seahawk executives racking their brains on who to hire as an offensive assistant when a young employee busts into the conference room:
Young Guy: "Fellers, I found him! I found just the guy. Chuckie Keeton. He's been the QB coach at Montana State for about eighty days."
John Schneider: "THE Chuckie Keeton? I don't know, Ethan. It's a long shot. Why would he be interested in us when he already has a dream job making high five digits in Bozeman, Montana?"
Mike Macdonald: "Dare to dream, John. We've scoured the planet. I say if we have even an outside shot at landing THE Chuckie Keeton, we get on the horn."
Schneider: "He's gonna say no."
Macdonald: "Let's find out. This type of opportunity doesn't come about often in this business."
You can mock him and the process he went thru all you want. The bottom line is he was the one the Seahawks selected for the job. Now, he is making a lot more money and coaching in the NFL.