Yeah, sorry for being so off base, there. I should of known that all good o' 'Mslacat' has to do is sit around the Stockman's, Red's, the Missoula Club, etc., etc., etc., and he's in the know on everything, anywhere and everywhere. I should have known that all members of the University of Montana Athletic Department goes through good 'o ' 'Mslacat' down at the Missoula Club in order to make certain all bases are touched, etc., etc., etc. I mean, who else would know? Being that everyone in Missoula is on the finer details of how any athlete wipes his butt, etc., etc., etc. Yeah, reputation really means a hell of a lot. Especially if you don't have anything backing you up. Right. I keep forgetting that about the fantasyville over there in Missoula and all.
"Conditioning their wind by blowing the froth off of their beer." A true mark of there he goes: he's the one in the know, oh o-o-o-o...
I didn't know all athletes have got 'Mslacat's' phone number and tell him first and foremost about what's going down before they tell themselves and their very own parents.