PUMP UP

[CDAGRIZ]

Try a pair next time you have an imaginary dunk contest against yourself in your driveway before your wife makes you come in for dinner.

I went 40 pumps on the left and 30 on the right. I was David Thompson in my driveway with a 7.5 foot rim. I mean DT before the coke. Then I fixed Mrs. AWF a Beefeater and tonic.

Awesome! I was Thunder Dan Majerle tonight. I threw down a sweet East Bay Funk Dunk off a bounce lob from a neighborhood kid. The Omni Lites worked like a charm, and my landing felt like a pillow top mattress. Mrs. CDA called me in right around street light time. I killed a plate of chicken tenders, sliced up hotdogs with ketchup, and plowed right through about a quart of Sunny D. One of my buddies is staying the night, so we'll probably try to beat Mario 3 and then catch some scrambled soft-core porn on Cinemax later.

 

[AllWeatherFan]

Scrambled Cinemax! It's always better when some things are left to the imagination. Especially when you can hear the dirty dialogue.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Right? I'm seriously super pumped about it. My buddy staying the night, Frankie Maggiano, has never seen a tit, so he's pretty excited as well. He ended up faking the funk on a nasty dunk earlier, so he needs cheering up. Mrs. CDA is already asleep, and she left some margarita mix out. There's booze in that stuff, right? We're gonna get so wasted!

Quick Edit: This is the best night ever! We ended up catching 12 minutes of Phi Beta Blast Ya: Sorority CoEds 4. We hadn't seen 1-3, so the plot was kind of foreign, but I can't wait for college!