Selection Committee

[CDAGRIZ]

Totally! Virgin 'Merica is the only way to go. I sat next to a lady on that airline once who, when asked if she'd like anything to drink, ordered four Coors Lights and a glass of champagne. The flight attendant brought her a six pack and a mini bottle of champagne and said, "Let's just get this out of the way now." The lady then drank it all while watching softcore porn on her iPad. She was already married. I checked.

EDIT: BTW, the flight was LAX to SEA. Just over two hours.

There is only one woman that fits that description, you sat next to EverettGriz's wife. She drinks that much on any trip home, who could blame her? The soft core porn explains their relationship when it comes to their home life. Let's just say that since the honeymoon in '94, she has been silently disappointed...

You might have solved the mystery of this perfect woman. What do you say, EG? She was about 5'7" (5'11 with the heels), 120 lbs max, blonde, huge jacks (Maybe fake, but subtle. You know, under the muscle). I'm thinking she might have been Mrs. EverettGriz. As she downed her six pack of CL, she kept saying, "Six packs are no substitute for girth."

Did she look like a young Jessica Lange with a slight crease that denotes sexual frustration above her nose? If so, that was her!

Spot on! That was her! Like she could spike a volleyball at any minute, and then give an old fashioned if the occasion arose. Great sleuthing, Ursa. EG, wrangle that in!

 

[Ursa Major]

There is only one woman that fits that description, you sat next to EverettGriz's wife. She drinks that much on any trip home, who could blame her? The soft core porn explains their relationship when it comes to their home life. Let's just say that since the honeymoon in '94, she has been silently disappointed...

You might have solved the mystery of this perfect woman. What do you say, EG? She was about 5'7" (5'11 with the heels), 120 lbs max, blonde, huge jacks (Maybe fake, but subtle. You know, under the muscle). I'm thinking she might have been Mrs. EverettGriz. As she downed her six pack of CL, she kept saying, "Six packs are no substitute for girth."

Did she look like a young Jessica Lange with a slight crease that denotes sexual frustration above her nose? If so, that was her!

Spot on! That was her! Like she could spike a volleyball at any minute, and then give an old fashioned if the occasion arose. Great sleuthing, Ursa. EG, wrangle that in!

I've been told that the occasion hasn't arisen for some time...Just saying.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

You might have solved the mystery of this perfect woman. What do you say, EG? She was about 5'7" (5'11 with the heels), 120 lbs max, blonde, huge jacks (Maybe fake, but subtle. You know, under the muscle). I'm thinking she might have been Mrs. EverettGriz. As she downed her six pack of CL, she kept saying, "Six packs are no substitute for girth."

Did she look like a young Jessica Lange with a slight crease that denotes sexual frustration above her nose? If so, that was her!

Spot on! That was her! Like she could spike a volleyball at any minute, and then give an old fashioned if the occasion arose. Great sleuthing, Ursa. EG, wrangle that in!

I've been told that the occasion hasn't arisen for some time...Just saying.

That was kind of the impression I received with her "girth" comment. C'mon, EG, change the diet or something and get it back. You snared her once with what I can only imagine was charm and hard science. The soft factors, although undoubtedly myriad, don't seem to be working.

 

[WyomingGrizFan]

Simis is defintely No. 1 on the current roster IMHO. BUT the roster could look very different in February.

+1

 

[AllWeatherFan]

The only thing I can surmise from this thread is that I hereby nominate EverettGriz for a Brinty as Jackoff of the Year!