Dissatisfaction in Greeley

[EverettGriz]

The best is the bit about swearing on the Bible.
Can you imagine the pre-match theatrics being broadcast from the basement of the train museum?

“Dear God, I hereby place my unworthy hand upon your good book and do swear to uphold and honor the sanctity of the foregoing wrestling match with a complete stranger whom I encountered on that holiest of holy websites. Please Lord, guide my hand into the most vicious cross face and guillotine choke hold so that I may smite thy opponent and humble him just as you did to the Pharisees. Let us press our bodies together in manly fashion and glistening Vaseline until submission under the heat of the incandescent lamps. And look not unto his beaten face with pity or disgust, but with love and forgiveness with beers after at the Whistle Stop Pub.”

:lol: :lol: :lol: POTY

The piece de resistance might just be the Whistle Stop Pub.

Agreed. I chuckled throughout the entire post, but that drew a serious laugh.

 

[Montanabob]

One possibility is that they brought him in as a prelude to dropping football or returning to Division II?