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Cat--erwauling

Htowngriz said:
LongTimeCatFan said:
Umista said:
Not to pile on...but I am. Note the lack of msu cant fans posting on our board? And we have not begun the famous November scat Melt Down yet. Climate change got to the cants earlier this season. Seems backwards but be glad you ain't no msu fan!
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Calm down Cannuckian, we're still here.
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Except now with far less mouth-running. :coffee:
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:lol: LongTimeFanOfScat is back to his usual hilarity, and I couldn't be happier with his decision! :clap:
 
LongTimeCatFan said:
Umista said:
Not to pile on...but I am. Note the lack of msu cant fans posting on our board? And we have not begun the famous November scat Melt Down yet. Climate change got to the cants earlier this season. Seems backwards but be glad you ain't no msu fan!
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Calm down Cannuckian, we're still here and we're damn proud to be Bobcat fans. That will never change no matter who plays, who coaches, if we suck, or if we're awesome. That's a foreign concept for some of you bandwagon ewes, I get it, but as we say in Bozeman

WIN OR LOSE, WE STILL BOOZE
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I thought that was the unofficial state motto. :thumb:
 
LongTimeCatFan said:
Calm down Cannuckian, we're still here and we're damn proud to be Bobcat fans. That will never change no matter who plays, who coaches, if we suck, or if we're awesome. That's a foreign concept for some of you bandwagon ewes, I get it, but as we say in Bozeman

WIN OR LOSE, WE STILL BOOZE
Bobcat Born, Bobcat Bred, I'll be a Bobcat 'till I'm dead.
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Oh yeah?

Q. What's the difference between a Montana State University sorority sister and a scarecrow?
A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.

Q. Why do ducks fly over Montana State University upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!

Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Bozeman?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Bozeman?
A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

Q: What's the most popular pick up line in Bozeman?
A: Nice tooth!

Q: Why do folks from Bozeman go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 17 and under are not admitted.

Q: How can you tell if someone in Bozeman is married?
A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.

Q: Why do Montana State grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Montana State University campus?
A: A visitor.

Q: What does a Fighting Bobkeet grad call a Grizzlies grad in 5 years?
A: Boss!

Q: Why is "The Wave" banned in Bobcat Stadium?
A: Two fans drowned last year.

Q: Why did the Montana regents decide to cover Washington-Grizzly Stadium in cardboard last November?
A: Because the Bobcats always look better on paper.

Q: Why aren't Montana State cheerleaders allowed to do the splits?
A: They stick to the ground.

Q: What does a girl from Montana State University do if she's not in bed by 10pm?
A: Go Home.

Q: Why do Fighting Bobcats football players use body heat activated deodorant?
A: Because it's the closet they will come to getting a "Degree".

Q: Why do Montana State students have such beautiful noses?
A: They're hand picked.

Q: Why did Montana State disband its water polo team?
A: All the horses drowned.

Q: What's the difference between a Montana State diploma and toilet paper?
A: About $50,000 per sheet.

Q: What does it say on the back of every Montana State diploma?
A: Will Work For Food.

Q: In November, why do the Montana State Fighting Bobcats football team cross the road?
A: Because it is easier than crossing the goal line.

Q: How is a Bozeman girl different from a bowling ball?
A: Sometimes a bowling ball is hard to pick up.

Q: What do Lady Bobkeets use for Birth Control?
A: Their personalities.

Q: Why do Montana State fans smell so bad?
A: So blind people can hate them too.

Q: Why did Montana State change their field from grass to artificial turf?
A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime.

Q: Did you hear that 9 out of 10 coeds are good looking?
A: The other one goes to Montana State.

Q: Why do the Bobkeets eat cereal straight from the box?
A: They choke whenever they get near a bowl.
 
Q: What's the difference between an Montana State Bobcat fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Bozeman?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

Q. How did the Montana State Bobkeet football player die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!

Q: What's the difference between an Montana State football player and a dollar?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: Did you hear that Montana State's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

Q: How many Montana State Bobkeets does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don't burn out man!

Q: What are the best four years of a Montana Bobkeet's life?
A: Third grade

Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from the Montana State University have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.

Q. How do they separate the men from the boys in Montana State Football?
A. With a restraining order.

Q. What's the first thing a Montana State co-ed does when she wakes up in the morning?
A. Walks home.

Q: Why don't the women play hide and seek at Montana State University?
A: No one would look for them.

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