This is a true story I heard a few years ago about a prominent Helena attorney when he was a UM undergraduate in the early 70’s.
There were a bunch of UM students at a Grizzly-Bobcat game in Bozeman, and they were all sitting there in the stadium literally passing around pitchers of beer, getting sloshed as hell. At one point, the student who is now the attorney accidentally dumped his beer on a distinguished older woman, who happened to be a Bobcat fan. Indignant, she turned to him and said, “Young man, you spilled an entire pitcher of beer on me!”
Without even hesitating, he replied, “Oh, that’sh okay, we got lotsh more!”