EverettGriz said:
I think a place like Cheney deserves nothing but the best the big sky can offer:
EWU/Big Sky coaching dream team:
Head Coach: John L. Smith
Unfortunately, after two weeks he will resign as head coach to become the next head football coach at his alma mater, Central Washington University. During the Press Conference to report his departure, the EWU AD will immediately name former MSU Head Coach Cliff Hysell as the EWU interim Head Coach. The AD had mistakenly confused former MSU Head Coach Cliff Hysell with former MSU Head coach Earle Solomonson, a very common thing to do. After a reporter reminded the AD that Coach Hysell had passed away a few years ago, the EWU AD abruptly announced that Coach Mick Delaney, age 93, will once again be called out of retirement to once again
right the ship.
Offensive Coordinator: Coach Tim Cramsey who will be accompanied by EWU's new Ball Boy Lead Dakota Prukop.
Defensive Coordinator: Coach Ty Gregorak: Tired of being relegated to the coaches booth and having his defensive schemes undermined by yet another head coach, Coach TG strikes out once again to find his dream job.
Special Teams: Coach Bobby Hauck worried by the possible effects of skin cancer in beautiful San Diego will take his ultimate fall back job and join ewu.
Make-up & Hair Coordinator: Coach Ron Ash
NCAA Compliance Monitor: Coach Mike Krammer: If anyone knows an NCAA Violation its MIKE!
NCAA Compliance Monitor Assistant: Coach Joe O'Brien