ChoateSports.com - a true gem!

[BadlandsGrizFan]

I can see a duet with Lady Gaga in the offing:

Tell me something Choate....dont you just love being Bozemans GOAT
Or do you need more, like a record above a .500 score
Your fail..ing,
But you beat the Griz so we're never longing...
For Change...
Ya your our hero amongst the Gallatan Range.....

GREGORAK COULDNT DEFENDDDD...SEND THE QB DIVE INNNN
ITS SURELY GOOD FOR 1ST DOOOWN....
SHIT POND TO THE SOUTHWEST, BLEACHER PAINT ISNT THE BEST
Were owning the Big Sky NOOOW

 

[alabamagrizzly]

I agree. This is awesome.

So many options for kids and camps, coaches and clinics, and the events for just the ladies.

So Smart.

Come in stretch..loosen up a bit, and get ready for a heck of a good time....

Choates going to bang your wives bro.

My wife and her friends have went the last couple years.They had a blast.

Benefits the guys too come gameday as we don't have to answer asinine questions about every god damn play...

I bet they did. You do know when she says he gave her a pearl necklace, it’s not really made of pearls, right?

 

[Bertram]

sounds painful

 

[garizzalies]

So what does Choat have to do with “eSports”? I couldn’t reconcile the site’s title with the page.
Is he a big gamer? Does he manage some Fortnite channel?
Come to think of it, the other night some no-skin newb was in the running because all he did was hide in a bush all game long. When I stumbled upon him, all he had was a pickaxe, so I hit him with a boogie-bomb. So broken, total trash. And his dance moves are needlessly complicated. I sniped him in the head and it said his screen name was “GoateeChickenParm69”

 

[ilovethecats]

I agree. This is awesome.

So many options for kids and camps, coaches and clinics, and the events for just the ladies.

So Smart.

Come in stretch..loosen up a bit, and get ready for a heck of a good time....

Choates going to bang your wives bro.

My wife and her friends have went the last couple years.They had a blast.

Benefits the guys too come gameday as we don't have to answer asinine questions about every god damn play...

I bet they did. You do know when she says he gave her a pearl necklace, it’s not really made of pearls, right?

classless....

 

[HookedonGriz]

Thats it I'm in...specially for the girls night

Now's the time to get Your "Girls Night Out" really rollin'! race over to our event venue for heavy appetizers and a complimentary beverage. this year's celebration is hosted by renowned comedian and entertainer Lukas Seeley! highlights will include a comedy show, coaches Q & A, "Date with a Coach"

Havent they already had issues this year with coaches dating married women?

check in, Get your gridiron girls wristband, take selfies with the great Divide trophy, and loosen up a bit. you're about to have a heck of a good time!

So once we get the trophy back its just going to be check ing, get your wrist band...loosen up a bit, because youre about to have a heck of a good time???

This is literally written like its a script of some weird 70s porno.

POTY material! Holy shit I’ve missed all of that I’ve been too busy laughing at all of the pictures of Coach choked and then pics of the six Yep you count them up six players that he has coached up

 

[CDAGRIZ]

OK, holy shit. This cannot be real. The Girls Night page has "Date With a Coach", tells women to "loosen up", gives a "complimentary beverage", and gives info on local hotel deals? This is a giant troll job. There is no chance even MSU would be so fucking stupid to allow this on a webpage featuring its head football coach in 2019.

Loosen up, here's a drink, here's a date with a coach, here's a deal on a hotel. WTF?

EDIT: Seriously, MSU?

Loosen up, get some drinks, get a date with a coach, and here's a hotel room. This isn't real.

 

[tourist]

C'mon CDA, never underestimate the stupidity...of whatever/whoever.
Choate in blue tights and a golden cape. Look, up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, its Super Choate!

 

[jodcon]

Holy balls this has to be an elaborate hoax by somebody from here with some design skills, this can't be real...can it? If it is...I don't even know what to say. This is at least on the level of C.A.T.S. and Blue Bobcat Cup and Bobcat Batter if not worse. Don't they run anything past a "Fukctard Prevention" committee?

 

[CDAGRIZ]

C'mon CDA, never underestimate the stupidity...of whatever/whoever.
Choate in blue tights and a golden cape. Look, up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, its Super Choate!

I'm just saying they have to be better than this. Can you imagine if this ever hit Deadspin? They would have a field day. Clean it up, MSU. Holy hell. You can't be advertising loosening up, free booze, coach dates, and hotel deals on one fucking page. I understand that it might be a great event, but it's an awful, awful look in light of . . . ah, never mind.

 

[tourist]

Well, they did get rid of the Bobcat Golden Triangle Classic. Gotta make up them bucks somehow, right Costello?

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Well, they did get rid of the Bobcat Golden Triangle Classic. Gotta make up them bucks somehow, right Costello?

Isn't Costello the guy who accepted, took one look, and then said "No thank you"? I thought Waded Cruzado was the AD. This whole "loosen up, and get a drink and a hotel room with your coach date." is a terrible look for her in 2019.

 

[ORGUNGRIZ]

Could this be some odd type of marketing campaign / resume for him? It’s kinda like he is promoting himself.
Hey look at this coach and the comments about him and how envolved he is in the community even putting on women’s coaching clinic etc!!!
Dunno but odd....

 

[alabamagrizzly]

Come in stretch..loosen up a bit, and get ready for a heck of a good time....

Choates going to bang your wives bro.

My wife and her friends have went the last couple years.They had a blast.

Benefits the guys too come gameday as we don't have to answer asinine questions about every god damn play...

I bet they did. You do know when she says he gave her a pearl necklace, it’s not really made of pearls, right?

classless....

Ya, I know

 

[bigsky33]

I think you will agree that MSU has done a far better job in promoting their school and programs than UM. UM is still in decline while MSU is increasing. If Choate's webpage creates more interest in their summer camps and the womens seminars get more of them involved and interested in football, then it is successful.

 

[Bear Spray]

I think you will agree that MSU has done a far better job in promoting their school and programs than UM. UM is still in decline while MSU is increasing. If Choate's webpage creates more interest in their summer camps and the womens seminars get more of them involved and interested in football, then it is successful.

This. I like Choate. Like his game, like his coaches, wish we still had Gregorak, like his recruits, like his leadership with all of the MSU coaches. Choate has class. He's professional. He knows how to call a timeout at the right time. I'll admit this website is hilarious, but we all know he's 3 & zero against UM without a quarterback that can throw or recruits that compare to UM's ......and ya'll hate him for it. Read the above again, it sound like he's a damn good coach!

 

[CatzWillRise]

I don't see a problem with this, it's just smart business.

That being said if this was Hauck I would also be having a field day just like everyone here.

 

[BadlandsGrizFan]

I think you will agree that MSU has done a far better job in promoting their school and programs than UM. UM is still in decline while MSU is increasing. If Choate's webpage creates more interest in their summer camps and the womens seminars get more of them involved and interested in football, then it is successful.

Was this how Gregoraks wife and your DB coach met?

 

[BadlandsGrizFan]

I think you will agree that MSU has done a far better job in promoting their school and programs than UM. UM is still in decline while MSU is increasing. If Choate's webpage creates more interest in their summer camps and the womens seminars get more of them involved and interested in football, then it is successful.

This. I like Choate. Like his game, like his coaches, wish we still had Gregorak, like his recruits, like his leadership with all of the MSU coaches. Choate has class. He's professional. He knows how to call a timeout at the right time. I'll admit this website is hilarious, but we all know he's 3 & zero against UM without a quarterback that can throw or recruits that compare to UM's ......and ya'll hate him for it. Read the above again, it sound like he's a damn good coach!

You read the testimonies from his 6 players that hes showcased on the ChoateSinglesOnly.com site didnt you

 

[poorgriz]

I think you will agree that MSU has done a far better job in promoting their school and programs than UM. UM is still in decline while MSU is increasing. If Choate's webpage creates more interest in their summer camps and the womens seminars get more of them involved and interested in football, then it is successful.

Was this how Gregoraks wife and your DB coach met?

Wow. This shouldn't surprise anyone but some of the comments on this site are completely bottom of the barrel.