I have just completed a thorough analysis regarding UNDSU's success. (As you know, they have won something like 10 or 12 championships in a row.)
At first, I looked at things like conditioning, schemes, defensive philosophy, emphasis on the run game, you know, that kind of stuff. But after eliminating those obvious possibilities, I came down to one inescapable finding: Jesus loves UNDSU and their fans more than he loves us.
Okay, so that fact is nailed down. But the real question is: Why? Why does Jesus love them so much? What do UNDSU fans do (or not do) to deserve such divine providence?
So I ask you Bisons fans for your thoughts. Not the UNDSU fans with sticks up their asses, but the smarter and wittier ones. Fans like runtheoption. Fans who can keep up. Fans like this guy: