snap said:I'd like to see what they can do with a line of facial creams.
jodcon said:snap said:I'd like to see what they can do with a line of facial creams.
Or a personal lubricant...they could call it "Pu...actually never mind.
snap said:Speaking of class, I've got an idea and just wondering what you guys think. I live in an area that has a few actual bobcats running around. I'm thinking about trapping one and making a full taxidermy mount. But here's the rub. I'd mount a fleshlight in the back. Would that be funny or just one of those things you wouldn't want your mom and dad to see if you happen to die before them?
snap said:Speaking of class, I've got an idea and just wondering what you guys think. I live in an area that has a few actual bobcats running around. I'm thinking about trapping one and making a full taxidermy mount. But here's the rub. I'd mount a fleshlight in the back. Would that be funny or just one of those things you wouldn't want your mom and dad to see if you happen to die before them?
jodcon said:snap said:Speaking of class, I've got an idea and just wondering what you guys think. I live in an area that has a few actual bobcats running around. I'm thinking about trapping one and making a full taxidermy mount. But here's the rub. I'd mount a fleshlight in the back. Would that be funny or just one of those things you wouldn't want your mom and dad to see if you happen to die before them?
I wager this wouldn't be your biggest concern if Mom started poking around the cabin Mr. Classy.
LongTimeCatFan said:Chuck Testa does not taxidermize pets.
Exactly what i was thinkingCDAGRIZ said:LongTimeCatFan said:Chuck Testa does not taxidermize pets.
Which could be problematic for one like snap, for whom every animal is a pet.
CDAGRIZ said:EverettGriz said:For a while over here, the Cougs were adding their brand to all sorts of products.
I believe the first thing they came out with was Cougar Cheese. I'd like to describe what came to my mind every time I heard that phrase, but this is a family board.
:lol: :lol: Gross. My buddy has a thing for cougars, and they have a thing for him. We were out at Catalina two years ago and this pack of cougs was all over him. Fast forward to last year, and guess who's back; yep, the same coug pack ready to pounce. I went to the bathroom at Luau Larry's only to return to the sight of him wearing a cup of one of their bras on his head like a yarmulka. I got the 9:30 ferry out, but he stayed. He speaks of "cougar cream" on occasion, and I don't press for details. Their liver-spotted hands and infinite-fold cleavage were enough for me to stay away.
LongTimeCatFan said:Chuck Testa does not taxidermize pets.
snap said:LongTimeCatFan said:Chuck Testa does not taxidermize pets.
I love how that's thrown in rapid fire at the end. As far as the bobcat batter ice cream, I'm gonna buy some and just keep it in the freezer forever. For proof that it happened.
CDAGRIZ said:snap said:LongTimeCatFan said:Chuck Testa does not taxidermize pets.
I love how that's thrown in rapid fire at the end. As far as the bobcat batter ice cream, I'm gonna buy some and just keep it in the freezer forever. For proof that it happened.
Brilliant. I'm doing the same. :thumb:
PeauxRouge said:CDAGRIZ said:EverettGriz said:For a while over here, the Cougs were adding their brand to all sorts of products.
I believe the first thing they came out with was Cougar Cheese. I'd like to describe what came to my mind every time I heard that phrase, but this is a family board.
:lol: :lol: Gross. My buddy has a thing for cougars, and they have a thing for him. We were out at Catalina two years ago and this pack of cougs was all over him. Fast forward to last year, and guess who's back; yep, the same coug pack ready to pounce. I went to the bathroom at Luau Larry's only to return to the sight of him wearing a cup of one of their bras on his head like a yarmulka. I got the 9:30 ferry out, but he stayed. He speaks of "cougar cream" on occasion, and I don't press for details. Their liver-spotted hands and infinite-fold cleavage were enough for me to stay away.
F@cking Catalina wine mixer.
jodcon said:CDAGRIZ said:snap said:LongTimeCatFan said:Chuck Testa does not taxidermize pets.
I love how that's thrown in rapid fire at the end. As far as the bobcat batter ice cream, I'm gonna buy some and just keep it in the freezer forever. For proof that it happened.
Brilliant. I'm doing the same. :thumb:
You fuckers are nuts. Guaranteed your freezers will smell like cat piss within a month and you'll be throwing sirloins away...you'll kick your asses that day my friends.
CDAGRIZ said:jodcon said:CDAGRIZ said:snap said:I love how that's thrown in rapid fire at the end. As far as the bobcat batter ice cream, I'm gonna buy some and just keep it in the freezer forever. For proof that it happened.
Brilliant. I'm doing the same. :thumb:
You f***[*] are nuts. Guaranteed your freezers will smell like cat piss within a month and you'll be throwing sirloins away...you'll kick your asses that day my friends.
That may be. But, at least I won't be unoriginal when I serve your kids fires on their way to a skiing trip.
(Yes, I meant to type "fries", but "fires" works better for me for some reason)