Football tryouts??

[garizzalies]

This is f***[*] hilarious. We need to bump this thread every 20mins or so. Also, we should pass the hat around to send BWhal to live tweet this spectacular event.

I especially like how the kitty trolls are saying all the big schools are doing it. Ha ha. Awesome. They don't realize that at those schools, it's a publicity stunt and/or they are big enuf to actually attract a real talent. The boobcats, OTOH, are truly looking for depth from this shitshow. unbelievable.

We need to start a list of all the embarrasing shit that vim-poor program does. Just look at the last week or so:
This
Trick Ass
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The prez canned the AD (which may actually be a positive) but I heard cat trolls say the prez wants to bowl in the stadium. My question is: which stadium? All four?

well i'm far from a "kitty troll" :roll: , but I certainly pointed out that many schools do this, including big schools. I know UM (Minnesota) still does this and Wisconsin did at one time as well. not sure they still do. at Minnesota it definitely wasn't a publicity stunt. I wouldn't consider it a stunt at Alabama either although it does come with a lot of fanfare.

you guys are really grasping at straws for smack though. it's disappointing really. I mean, this is something we have done here forever. at least since the late 80's when I started paying attention. I don't know that there have been any over the years to actually contribute though I doubt it. but what a cool story if someone did.

come on...some of you are better than this...

We're the ones grasping at straws? Did you just say Griz fans are the ones grasping at straws? You realize you are a cat troll, posting on your rival's board, in a thread about your vim-poor program holding open tryouts. :lol: you cat trolls are too much.
I think Ted Dawson was on here the other day saying the cats once got a long snapper from these tryouts. Funny, cuz I also heard the griz got a two-star long snapper to commit. Just a microcosm of the extreme dichotomy between the two programs: our role players are actual recruits from real programs, while your role players are just over-weight science nerds who tryout during their lunch break because they think it might actually get them a date if they can make the "team."

 

[ilovethecats]

cat troll. :lol:

I've been a part of this board longer than you my friend. I enjoy talking football. but I do realize that as a cat fan, i'm a pretty good fit to chime in on the constant cat threads over here.

by all means have at it. I guess i'm just used to better. :?

 

[garizzalies]

I don't care how long you have been trolling this site. You could have been a co-founder of this site, but it wouldn't change a thing. If you post on your rival's site, you're a troll. Period. FWIW, you are actually one of the better trolls.

Tell you what. Since you are so let down by the level of smack talk, I will start a thread just for you.

 

[ilovethecats]

I don't care how long you have been trolling this site. You could have been a co-founder of this site, but it wouldn't change a thing. If you post on your rival's site, you're a troll. Period. FWIW, you are actually one of the better trolls.

Tell you what. Since you are so let down by the level of smack talk, I will start a thread just for you.

thank you!
it's really easy though. just ask cda to help. no one else is close. alpha is a distant 2nd...

 

[stonecrest]

I wonder if Hero Sports will have a different ranking for your recruiting class, after they see who
you picked up at tryouts....

 

[snap]

So, how'd this thing go? I can only imagine the look on Gregorak's face when he was told this is how they find talent in clowntown.

 

[Ursa Major]

So, how'd this thing go? I can only imagine the look on Gregorak's face when he was told this is how they find talent in clowntown.

I can only imagine that the successful tryout players will be better than the 2nd string players who we all know are better than the starters. It's cat logic!

 

[LongTimeCatFan]

So, how'd this thing go? I can only imagine the look on Gregorak's face when he was told this is how they find talent in clowntown.

I went down there. Figured I'd give it a shot. I showed the ball coach my game day talent....

He was impressed, but said that particular talent is best in the tailgate. Guess I'll be staying there boys.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

So, how'd this thing go? I can only imagine the look on Gregorak's face when he was told this is how they find talent in clowntown.

The word out of Bozeman is that they identified a few great possibilities.

Shoe Ins:

Dexter Williams, JR, 5-9, 195 DB, Dillon. He's an applied mathematics major. He played up until his sophomore year in HS, and recorded three tackles in six games played. Some might think he's a "bad body" guy, but he's been playing a LOT of Madden lately. He will likely start.

Aaron Lipnick, JR, 5-7, 200, DE, Malta. A business administration major, Owen started all four years at DE in HS. He recorded obscene numbers as a RB/WR/DE/CB/K/P. With a little time in the weight room, this kid could be an all BSC DE. Think Tyrone Holmes, but with a lower center of gravity.

Bobby O'Toole, SO, 6-6, 156, WR, Butte. He's a waste water treatment major. A good kid from a strong family, Bobby will likely see time at WR this season. He's never played FB before, but he has raw talent that cannot be coached. Some described his gait as that of a baby giraffe, but Cat fans believe those people meant gazelle. He seems afraid of contact, but that likely won't matter very much because of his blazing speed. Coaches clocked his 40 at 4.89, but he definitely has "football speed."

Sheldon Winston, FR, 5-10, 265, QB, Ekalaka. Majoring in cow fisting, this kid could be the real deal the Cats need to replace Prekop. Surprisingly almost mobile with a nearly decent pocket presence, Winston has a great arm (presumably from the cow fisting). He played OL/DL for Ekalaka, and by all accounts, he was sufficient! If he can learn the offense, learn how to make quick reads, learn how to grip the football, learn to put some touch on his throws, and stop fisting cows, he could be the next Rob Compson or better. Think Vernon Adams, but with some size.

^^That's four more MT kids for the Cats.


Maybes:

Hillary O'Connor, JR, 5-1, 102, RB, UCLA Transfer. Hillary is majoring in general studies, and is the social chair of her sorority. She is a former coxswain on the UCLA rowing team, so the DI talent is definitely there. She's more of a shifty back than a pure power runner. Couple her quickness with the powerful runners the Cats have returning, and, can anyone say, "Thunder and Lightning?!" Her question marks include her inability to take a hit, and her busy schedule of mixers and formals.

Brandon Jameson, pre-Frosh, 4-10, 105, QB/K, Little Grizzly FB transfer. A fifth grader, what Brandon lacks in size, he makes up for in heart. He handed off for over 60 yards per game last season, and is expected to enroll at MSU this summer via a bridge program through Salish Kootenai College. His arm strength isn't quite there yet, but he could make a decent backup for Winston. Also, as a Little Grizzly, he'd be yet another prospect the Cats could snatch from the Griz. His question marks include his personal safety and the fact that dinner is at 6:00, no exceptions.

 

[Ursa Major]

So, how'd this thing go? I can only imagine the look on Gregorak's face when he was told this is how they find talent in clowntown.

The word out of Bozeman is that they identified a few great possibilities.

Shoe Ins:

Dexter Williams, JR, 5-9, 195 DB, Dillon. He's an applied mathematics major. He played up until his sophomore year in HS, and recorded three tackles in six games played. Some might think he's a "bad body" guy, but he's been playing a LOT of Madden lately. He will likely start.

Aaron Lipnick, JR, 5-7, 200, DE, Malta. A business administration major, Owen started all four years at DE in HS. He recorded obscene numbers as a RB/WR/DE/CB/K/P. With a little time in the weight room, this kid could be an all BSC DE. Think Tyrone Holmes, but with a lower center of gravity.

Bobby O'Toole, SO, 6-6, 156, WR, Butte. He's a waste water treatment major. A good kid from a strong family, Bobby will likely see time at WR this season. He's never played FB before, but he has raw talent that cannot be coached. Some described his gait as that of a baby giraffe, but Cat fans believe those people meant gazelle. He seems afraid of contact, but that likely won't matter very much because of his blazing speed. Coaches clocked his 40 at 4.89, but he definitely has "football speed."

Sheldon Winston, FR, 5-10, 265, QB, Ekalaka. Majoring in cow fisting, this kid could be the real deal the Cats need to replace Prekop. Surprisingly almost mobile with a nearly decent pocket presence, Winston has a great arm (presumably from the cow fisting). He played OL/DL for Ekalaka, and by all accounts, he was sufficient! If he can learn the offense, learn how to make quick reads, learn how to grip the football, learn to put some touch on his throws, and stop fisting cows, he could be the next Rob Compson or better. Think Vernon Adams, but with some size.

^^That's four more MT kids for the Cats.


Maybes:

Hillary O'Connor, JR, 5-1, 102, RB, UCLA Transfer. Hillary is majoring in general studies, and is the social chair of her sorority. She is a former coxswain on the UCLA rowing team, so the DI talent is definitely there. She's more of a shifty back than a pure power runner. Couple her quickness with the powerful runners the Cats have returning, and, can anyone say, "Thunder and Lightning?!" Her question marks include her inability to take a hit, and her busy schedule of mixers and formals.

Brandon Jameson, pre-Frosh, 4-10, 105, QB/K, Little Grizzly FB transfer. A fifth grader, what Brandon lacks in size, he makes up for in heart. He handed off for over 60 yards per game last season, and is expected to enroll at MSU this summer via a bridge program through Salish Kootenai College. His arm strength isn't quite there yet, but he could make a decent backup for Winston. Also, as a Little Grizzly, he'd be yet another prospect the Cats could snatch from the Griz. His question marks include his personal safety and the fact that dinner is at 6:00, no exceptions.

#BOOM!

 

[snap]

So, how'd this thing go? I can only imagine the look on Gregorak's face when he was told this is how they find talent in clowntown.

The word out of Bozeman is that they identified a few great possibilities.

Shoe Ins:

Dexter Williams, JR, 5-9, 195 DB, Dillon. He's an applied mathematics major. He played up until his sophomore year in HS, and recorded three tackles in six games played. Some might think he's a "bad body" guy, but he's been playing a LOT of Madden lately. He will likely start.

Aaron Lipnick, JR, 5-7, 200, DE, Malta. A business administration major, Owen started all four years at DE in HS. He recorded obscene numbers as a RB/WR/DE/CB/K/P. With a little time in the weight room, this kid could be an all BSC DE. Think Tyrone Holmes, but with a lower center of gravity.

Bobby O'Toole, SO, 6-6, 156, WR, Butte. He's a waste water treatment major. A good kid from a strong family, Bobby will likely see time at WR this season. He's never played FB before, but he has raw talent that cannot be coached. Some described his gait as that of a baby giraffe, but Cat fans believe those people meant gazelle. He seems afraid of contact, but that likely won't matter very much because of his blazing speed. Coaches clocked his 40 at 4.89, but he definitely has "football speed."

Sheldon Winston, FR, 5-10, 265, QB, Ekalaka. Majoring in cow fisting, this kid could be the real deal the Cats need to replace Prekop. Surprisingly almost mobile with a nearly decent pocket presence, Winston has a great arm (presumably from the cow fisting). He played OL/DL for Ekalaka, and by all accounts, he was sufficient! If he can learn the offense, learn how to make quick reads, learn how to grip the football, learn to put some touch on his throws, and stop fisting cows, he could be the next Rob Compson or better. Think Vernon Adams, but with some size.

^^That's four more MT kids for the Cats.


Maybes:

Hillary O'Connor, JR, 5-1, 102, RB, UCLA Transfer. Hillary is majoring in general studies, and is the social chair of her sorority. She is a former coxswain on the UCLA rowing team, so the DI talent is definitely there. She's more of a shifty back than a pure power runner. Couple her quickness with the powerful runners the Cats have returning, and, can anyone say, "Thunder and Lightning?!" Her question marks include her inability to take a hit, and her busy schedule of mixers and formals.

Brandon Jameson, pre-Frosh, 4-10, 105, QB/K, Little Grizzly FB transfer. A fifth grader, what Brandon lacks in size, he makes up for in heart. He handed off for over 60 yards per game last season, and is expected to enroll at MSU this summer via a bridge program through Salish Kootenai College. His arm strength isn't quite there yet, but he could make a decent backup for Winston. Also, as a Little Grizzly, he'd be yet another prospect the Cats could snatch from the Griz. His question marks include his personal safety and the fact that dinner is at 6:00, no exceptions.

#BOOM!

:lol: #TRc (that's an acronym used by the cat coaches. Don't know what it means nor do I care. Just a heads up to anyone wondering why I posted it).

I listened to choagy's "press conference" and he mentioned that they were holding a few scholarships back to use later. Presumably just in case there were any Montana high school football players that had slipped through the cracks and not been offered a full ride to bozeman state.

 

[snap]

Can anyone verify the rumor that Peter Fields was wandering around the bozo campus today in a drunken stupor yelling "Eat Shit Waded, Go Griz Go"?

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Can anyone verify the rumor that Peter Fields was wandering around the bozo campus today in a drunken stupor yelling "Eat Shit Waded, Go Griz Go"?

I cannot verify it, but that sounds like him. I heard he took a shit in the shit pond only to realize afterward that it wasn't really that big of an insult. Same goes for the rumored dook he dropped at midfield of Reno H. Sales. Dude apparently eats his fiber, I'll give him that. These are just rumors, of course. I have no idea what he crushes for breakfast.

 

[Ursa Major]

Can anyone verify the rumor that Peter Fields was wandering around the bozo campus today in a drunken stupor yelling "Eat Shit Waded, Go Griz Go"?

I cannot verify it, but that sounds like him. I heard he took a shit in the shit pond only to realize afterward that it wasn't really that big of an insult. Same goes for the rumored dook he dropped at midfield of Reno H. Sales. Dude apparently eats his fiber, I'll give him that. These are just rumors, of course. I have no idea what he crushes for breakfast.

If I'm not mistaken, I heard that he was seen late this afternoon heavily intoxicated at the barn where the msu rodeo team horses are kept wearing nothing but a cardboard Burger King crown and assless chaps. He was reported saying something about, "showing that bitch who the real king is." (again).

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[CDAGRIZ]

Can anyone verify the rumor that Peter Fields was wandering around the bozo campus today in a drunken stupor yelling "Eat Shit Waded, Go Griz Go"?

I cannot verify it, but that sounds like him. I heard he took a shit in the shit pond only to realize afterward that it wasn't really that big of an insult. Same goes for the rumored dook he dropped at midfield of Reno H. Sales. Dude apparently eats his fiber, I'll give him that. These are just rumors, of course. I have no idea what he crushes for breakfast.

If I'm not mistaken, I heard that he was seen late this afternoon heavily intoxicated at the barn where the msu rodeo team horses are kept wearing nothing but a cardboard Burger King crown and assless chaps. He was reported saying something about, "showing that bitch who the real king is." (again).

File Photo

Sheesh. If this keeps up, they might have to ask him to leave campus. This kind of thing can't be good for recruiting in South Central Montana.

 

[snap]

Just got word (reliable) that the tryouts went very well. Of the 72 kids who showed up, 39 were from Montana. All 39 Montana kids not only made the team, they got scholarship money to boot! Also got word (reliable) that PF has managed to pinball his way down to the Cat's Paw bar and is challenging any and all patrons to a fist fight out in the parking lot.

 

[Ursa Major]

Just got word (reliable) that the tryouts went very well. Of the 72 kids who showed up, 39 were from Montana. All 39 Montana kids not only made the team, they got scholarship money to boot! Also got word (reliable) that PF has managed to pinball his way down to the Cat's Paw bar and is challenging any and all patrons to a fist fight out in the parking lot.

Ironically, I just heard on my scanner that a man was rundown in the Cat's Paw parking lot following a reported hit and run accident. They said the alleged assailant was driving a 1974 Dodge Power Wagon with Montana Plates with only the letters "B.D." on them. The vehicle was last seen heading Northwest on I-90 at a high-rate of speed near Belgrade. I'll report more when I hear more.

 

[snap]

Heard the same thing Ursa. No way this ends well.

 

[Ursa Major]

Heard the same thing Ursa. No way this ends well.

No Sir!!

More from the scanner, the identity of the man is unknown but he reportedly has a, "Manly 70's porn star/cop mustache. Driving a copper colored 3/4 ton pickup."

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Just got word (reliable) that the tryouts went very well. Of the 72 kids who showed up, 39 were from Montana. All 39 Montana kids not only made the team, they got scholarship money to boot! Also got word (reliable) that PF has managed to pinball his way down to the Cat's Paw bar and is challenging any and all patrons to a fist fight out in the parking lot.

Once again, the Cats beat us at in-state recruiting. Damn. Any word on Hillary O'Connor? She could be the kind of drop down that makes a difference.

Re: PF at the Cat's Paw, I've heard (reliable) that he's 2-1 so far. He took some damage in the last one when a masked man who would only identify himself as "Large Homo Sapiens" caught him with an elbow. PF stood in there like a fighter, but, Albert (one of the founding members of the 7th Street Dipshits) gave the masked man the decision. PF was rumored to fill an empty bottle of Patron with what was once in it, but after it passed through him, re-cork that sumbitch, and hurl it into the crowd. Rumors say the masked man caught it right in the dome.