Football tryouts??

[CDAGRIZ]

Heard the same thing Ursa. No way this ends well.

No Sir!!

More from the scanner, the identity of the man is unknown but he reportedly has a, "Manly 70's porn star/cop mustache. Driving a copper colored 3/4 ton pickup."

Shit. This is how they said it would happen. Hold on tight, fellas.

 

[Ursa Major]

Heard the same thing Ursa. No way this ends well.

No Sir!!

More from the scanner, the identity of the man is unknown but he reportedly has a, "Manly 70's porn star/cop mustache. Driving a copper colored 3/4 ton pickup."

Shit. This is how they said it would happen. Hold on tight, fellas.

I wonder if PF was rundown, maybe the masked man? An innocent bystander? Who would do such an act? B.D.? Could it be DB Cooper? That slippery narcissistic bastard just might switch around his initials to hide his trail. Who else could it be?

 

[snap]

Jesus Christ. A "large maroon and silver vehicle" (I assume the Power Wagon) is headed towards Townsend now. There's live footage from a drone-cam on the Highway Patrol website if anyone is interested.

 

[Ursa Major]

Just got word (reliable) that the tryouts went very well. Of the 72 kids who showed up, 39 were from Montana. All 39 Montana kids not only made the team, they got scholarship money to boot! Also got word (reliable) that PF has managed to pinball his way down to the Cat's Paw bar and is challenging any and all patrons to a fist fight out in the parking lot.

Once again, the Cats beat us at in-state recruiting. Damn. Any word on Hillary O'Connor? She could be the kind of drop down that makes a difference.

Re: PF at the Cat's Paw, I've heard (reliable) that he's 2-1 so far. He took some damage in the last one when a masked man who would only identify himself as "Large Homo Sapiens" caught him with an elbow. PF stood in there like a fighter, but, Albert (one of the founding members of the 7th Street Dipshits) gave the masked man the decision. PF was rumored to fill an empty bottle of Patron with what was once in it, but after it passed through him, re-cork that sumbitch, and hurl it into the crowd. Rumors say the masked man caught it right in the dome.

I hope Hillary makes the team too! I think she will become a crowd favorite!! Any young woman with braces that can reportedly make that good of an old fashioned deserves to be on a D-1 team! Also, very thankful that all those Montana kids are getting their shot at D-1! Will the Frontier Conference teams have to resort to recruiting more kids from the Dakotas? #Forgottenfatties

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Just got word (reliable) that the tryouts went very well. Of the 72 kids who showed up, 39 were from Montana. All 39 Montana kids not only made the team, they got scholarship money to boot! Also got word (reliable) that PF has managed to pinball his way down to the Cat's Paw bar and is challenging any and all patrons to a fist fight out in the parking lot.

Once again, the Cats beat us at in-state recruiting. Damn. Any word on Hillary O'Connor? She could be the kind of drop down that makes a difference.

Re: PF at the Cat's Paw, I've heard (reliable) that he's 2-1 so far. He took some damage in the last one when a masked man who would only identify himself as "Large Homo Sapiens" caught him with an elbow. PF stood in there like a fighter, but, Albert (one of the founding members of the 7th Street Dipshits) gave the masked man the decision. PF was rumored to fill an empty bottle of Patron with what was once in it, but after it passed through him, re-cork that sumbitch, and hurl it into the crowd. Rumors say the masked man caught it right in the dome.

I hope Hillary makes the team too! I think she will become a crowd favorite!! Any young woman with braces that can reportedly make that good of an old fashioned deserves to be on a D-1 team! Also, very thankful that all those Montana kids are getting their shot at D-1! Will the Frontier Conference teams have to resort to recruiting more kids from the Dakotas? #Forgottenfatties

Agreed. But I think you meant to write "give" rather than "make" re: the old fashioned. I think you are spot on about the Frontier teams going big. #Lostlardsmen.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Heard the same thing Ursa. No way this ends well.

No Sir!!

More from the scanner, the identity of the man is unknown but he reportedly has a, "Manly 70's porn star/cop mustache. Driving a copper colored 3/4 ton pickup."

Shit. This is how they said it would happen. Hold on tight, fellas.

I wonder if PF was rundown, maybe the masked man? An innocent bystander? Who would do such an act? B.D.? Could it be DB Cooper? That slippery narcissistic bastard just might switch around his initials to hide his trail. Who else could it be?

Fucking Bob Dylan. It's Bob Dylan. The [tides] they are a'changin'. It makes sense.

 

[Ursa Major]

Just got word (reliable) that the tryouts went very well. Of the 72 kids who showed up, 39 were from Montana. All 39 Montana kids not only made the team, they got scholarship money to boot! Also got word (reliable) that PF has managed to pinball his way down to the Cat's Paw bar and is challenging any and all patrons to a fist fight out in the parking lot.

Once again, the Cats beat us at in-state recruiting. Damn. Any word on Hillary O'Connor? She could be the kind of drop down that makes a difference.

Re: PF at the Cat's Paw, I've heard (reliable) that he's 2-1 so far. He took some damage in the last one when a masked man who would only identify himself as "Large Homo Sapiens" caught him with an elbow. PF stood in there like a fighter, but, Albert (one of the founding members of the 7th Street Dipshits) gave the masked man the decision. PF was rumored to fill an empty bottle of Patron with what was once in it, but after it passed through him, re-cork that sumbitch, and hurl it into the crowd. Rumors say the masked man caught it right in the dome.

I hope Hillary makes the team too! I think she will become a crowd favorite!! Any young woman with braces that can reportedly make that good of an old fashioned deserves to be on a D-1 team! Also, very thankful that all those Montana kids are getting their shot at D-1! Will the Frontier Conference teams have to resort to recruiting more kids from the Dakotas? #Forgottenfatties

Agreed. But I think you meant to write "give" rather than "make" re: the old fashioned. I think you are spot on about the Frontier teams going big. #Lostlardsmen.

You are correct! Although a friend of mine said that you really have to travel to Canada to be given a proper old fashioned these days. That's a sad testament on the state of things in this country. Oh, and in deference to my friends in Fargo, I believe I made a mistake in not including the proper hashtag: #Forkofatties

My apologies!

 

[Ursa Major]

No Sir!!

More from the scanner, the identity of the man is unknown but he reportedly has a, "Manly 70's porn star/cop mustache. Driving a copper colored 3/4 ton pickup."

Shit. This is how they said it would happen. Hold on tight, fellas.

I wonder if PF was rundown, maybe the masked man? An innocent bystander? Who would do such an act? B.D.? Could it be DB Cooper? That slippery narcissistic bastard just might switch around his initials to hide his trail. Who else could it be?

Fucking Bob Dylan. It's Bob Dylan. The [tides] they are a'changin'. It makes sense.

That Mother fucker!! Makes total sense. He was always a dodge guy too!!

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Once again, the Cats beat us at in-state recruiting. Damn. Any word on Hillary O'Connor? She could be the kind of drop down that makes a difference.

Re: PF at the Cat's Paw, I've heard (reliable) that he's 2-1 so far. He took some damage in the last one when a masked man who would only identify himself as "Large Homo Sapiens" caught him with an elbow. PF stood in there like a fighter, but, Albert (one of the founding members of the 7th Street Dipshits) gave the masked man the decision. PF was rumored to fill an empty bottle of Patron with what was once in it, but after it passed through him, re-cork that sumbitch, and hurl it into the crowd. Rumors say the masked man caught it right in the dome.

I hope Hillary makes the team too! I think she will become a crowd favorite!! Any young woman with braces that can reportedly make that good of an old fashioned deserves to be on a D-1 team! Also, very thankful that all those Montana kids are getting their shot at D-1! Will the Frontier Conference teams have to resort to recruiting more kids from the Dakotas? #Forgottenfatties

Agreed. But I think you meant to write "give" rather than "make" re: the old fashioned. I think you are spot on about the Frontier teams going big. #Lostlardsmen.

You are correct! Although a friend of mine said that you really have to travel to Canada to be given a proper old fashioned these days. That's a sad testament on the state of things in this country. Oh, and in deference to my friends in Fargo, I believe I made a mistake in not including the proper hashtag: #Forkofatties

My apologies!

Your friend is right. Canada buys more Shake Weights per capita than the rest of the world combined, according to a study I made up.
And, No apologies needed. Many a hashtag can apply.
#DiabetesDLine
#Teamcankle
#CoverTwoMoobs
#QBWaddle
#SkinnyPostHaha

 

[Ursa Major]

I hope Hillary makes the team too! I think she will become a crowd favorite!! Any young woman with braces that can reportedly make that good of an old fashioned deserves to be on a D-1 team! Also, very thankful that all those Montana kids are getting their shot at D-1! Will the Frontier Conference teams have to resort to recruiting more kids from the Dakotas? #Forgottenfatties

Agreed. But I think you meant to write "give" rather than "make" re: the old fashioned. I think you are spot on about the Frontier teams going big. #Lostlardsmen.

You are correct! Although a friend of mine said that you really have to travel to Canada to be given a proper old fashioned these days. That's a sad testament on the state of things in this country. Oh, and in deference to my friends in Fargo, I believe I made a mistake in not including the proper hashtag: #Forkofatties

My apologies!

Your friend is right. Canada buys more Shake Weights per capita than the rest of the world combined, according to a study I made up.
And, No apologies needed. Many a hashtag can apply.
#DiabetesDLine
#Teamcankle
#CoverTwoMoobs
#QBWaddle
#SkinnyPostHaha

This is exactly the type of empirical evidence that I was looking for my upcoming book, "Handjobs Around the Globe" (Penguin Press, 2016). Thank you, Sir!! I believe the citation would be: CDA. 2/16., Canada buys more Shake Weights per capita., e-Griz, Football Tryouts??.

 

[Ursa Major]

Breaking: 12:15 AM: Big Sky Conference Commissioner Doug Fullerton Hires former Montana state AD Peter Fields as the number two guy for the Big Sky Conference. When reached for comment, Mr. Fullerton said, "I always think of Mr. Fields and number 2 as synonymous."

 

[EverettGriz]

Seriously funny shit gentlemen.

 

[bgbigdog]

Seriously funny shit gentlemen.

If only I could still read. Any chance we could convince them to do a podcast? I as always a better auditory learner.

 

[ordigger]

Ignorance of egriz fans continues to be in abundance. Thank goodness egriz does not represent Griz Nation.

 

[Ursa Major]

Ignorance of egriz fans continues to be in abundance. That goodness egriz doesn't not represent the Griz Nation.

Great Post! :thumb: That ignorance isn't not good!!

 

[jodcon]

Ignorance of egriz fans continues to be in abundance. That goodness egriz doesn't not represent the Griz Nation.

This post is like trying to vote for a referendum...for not being against the favorable blah blah blah...I never know which way I voted?

 

[CDAGRIZ]

That goodness egriz doesn't not represent the Griz Nation.

I'm confused. I'm usually a fan of a great double neg, but this one has me puzzled. eGriz represents the goodness? Where does Griz Nation factor in here? Have we lost control of the locker room?