I will be back. The top brass at NAMBLA hasn't contacted me regarding retirement in over two weeks. Puppymonkeybaby is a good kid, and my family is strong. I won't answer any more questions regarding his or her creation. Some things took place on an island in SE Asia, and I'll leave it at that. As for the doping allegations, they are just that: allegations. I'm not on steroids. Hold on. What's that, babe? Amazon? Yeah, just put it in the garage. Yes! It's a circular saw, where do you think it would go?! I don't know! I thought it would be a good purchase! Well, I didn't bat an eye when you had to have those Louboutins! Yeah, I'll use it! No, I used the other credit card. WHAT?! Yes, turkey is fine. WHAT?! Well, it's not a sando without cheese, is it?! I am calm! I SAID I'M NOT ON STEROIDS!!!