AllWeatherFan said:Huh. I had Choach pegged as a Styx guy. Or maybe Head East.
66volvo said:With a record of around 28-22, you will never get to the promised land.
I see the always lovely Mrs. Da Boys already put you in your place so I will keep this short. Do you believe any facts I posted in this thread are incorrect? Can you point out a single correction? No?indian-outlaw said:Not sure what the fascination about his leaving and dissing on him is serving. He's going to double his salary, probably raise his coaching profile and have less responsibility. Did you rip on Bobby when he did it jumped ship? This is a business and a career for these guys.garizzalies said:Just watched Choaches’es farewell zoom call. Like all his pressers, it was hilarious, entertaining, and cringy all at once. He looked giddy and not down at all.
He said the decision to leave MSMoo was a “slam dunk.” And he quoted his favorite band—REO Speedwagon—“I think it’s time for me to fly!”
He was essentially asked what was his main takeaway from being the HC in Blowsmen, and he said wherever he goes he will “be able to say [he] never lost to Montana.” Thus, his main takeaway had more to do with UM than MSMoo.
He was asked about “unfinished business” and he vaguely referenced some things “on the horizon” with the NCAA and BSC. Sounded super suspicious to me.
Only got one tough question and he refused to address it—the admitted cronyism between him and the UW DC.
garizzalies said:I see the always lovely Mrs. Da Boys already put you in your place so I will keep this short. Do you believe any facts I posted in this thread are incorrect? Can you point out a single correction? No?indian-outlaw said:Not sure what the fascination about his leaving and dissing on him is serving. He's going to double his salary, probably raise his coaching profile and have less responsibility. Did you rip on Bobby when he did it jumped ship? This is a business and a career for these guys.
And I meant, every word I said. When I said he’s a grifter, I meant he’s a grifter forever. And I’m gonna keep on “dissing” too. ‘Cuz it’s the only thing I wanna do today
CDAGRIZ said:It is indeed fitting that the horniest coach in CFB history is going to the ‘Horns. Godspeed, Choach. Remember, those MILFs in the west hills of Austin are a bit more sophisticated than those in the GV. You can’t just tempt them with Mountain Dew and menthols like you’re used to.
CDAGRIZ said:Any news on who the replacement will be? I need to start workshopping like yesterday. I saw something about a guy with the last name "Eck". That would be almost too easy. Who is it? Who will be announced in the garage?
What the hell are “QBC calls”? Were you trying to imply that Choach had something to do with plays called into the QB? If so, that’s laughable.ABQCat said:Yeah that it. Definitely. He was always really distracted on QBC calls, and would often stop midsentence because of a notification of CDA posting on egriz. At least twice per meeting he would just blurt out: "THAT GOSH DARN CDA!!".cclarkblues said:Perhaps CDA's ability to live in his head caused Choach's exodus...
CDAGRIZ said:It is indeed fitting that the horniest coach in CFB history is going to the ‘Horns. Godspeed, Choach. Remember, those MILFs in the west hills of Austin are a bit more sophisticated than those in the GV. You can’t just tempt them with Mountain Dew and menthols like you’re used to.
HookedonGriz said:CDAGRIZ said:Any news on who the replacement will be? I need to start workshopping like yesterday. I saw something about a guy with the last name "Eck". That would be almost too easy. Who is it? Who will be announced in the garage?
Eck from South St Dakota St came up but has already withdrawn it seems.
Other names floating around:
Roger Cooper, Junior Adams, Travis Lukas, Ty Gregorak, Kane Ioane, Bobby Daly
argh! said:AllWeatherFan said:Huh. I had Choach pegged as a Styx guy. Or maybe Head East.
styx, for sure.
AZGrizFan said:argh! said:styx, for sure.
No WAY he's cool enough to be a Heat East fan.... :lol: :lol:
I had to google some of these names. Was Roger Cooper the first James Bond?HookedonGriz said:CDAGRIZ said:Any news on who the replacement will be? I need to start workshopping like yesterday. I saw something about a guy with the last name "Eck". That would be almost too easy. Who is it? Who will be announced in the garage?
Eck from South St Dakota St came up but has already withdrawn it seems.
Other names floating around:
Roger Cooper, Junior Adams, Travis Lukas, Ty Gregorak, Kane Ioane, Bobby Daly
garizzalies said:I had to google some of these names. Was Roger Cooper the first James Bond?HookedonGriz said:Eck from South St Dakota St came up but has already withdrawn it seems.
Other names floating around:
Roger Cooper, Junior Adams, Travis Lukas, Ty Gregorak, Kane Ioane, Bobby Daly
Travis Lukas came up as a stone mason in Nebraska, or possibly a realtor in Texas. That would be such a Bubcat thing to do—hire some guy with no coaching experience just to preserve Choacheses’ culture. Which is awesome when you think about it: what culture? The culture of fucking up every QB? Maxing out at 3rd in the BSC? Skipping town at your first chance?
My neighbor mentioned someone called “Mickundo” and I have been praying ever since. I think he played the villain in the third Sharknado.