Position Discussion: Linebacker

[Alaska Griz]

iltfc
"But if you like being a slave to the libs, carry on libtards"

This is pretty funny, a cut and paste troll comment from the ultra-conservative guy on every MSN news comment thread, regardless of the topic. Keep it up, you're wowing us with your depth :lol: .

 

[CDAGRIZ]

iltfc
"But if you like being a slave to the libs, carry on libtards"

This is pretty funny, a cut and paste troll comment from the ultra-conservative guy on every MSN news comment thread, regardless of the topic. Keep it up, you're wowing us with your depth :lol: .

This is just a cut and paste job from what Alaska Griz just posted a minute before.

 

[Cotton-eyed Hoe]

I picture LongTimeScatFan spending a good majority of his time holed up in a tin foil-wrapped bunker, naked, save for the ammo belt thrown over his sweaty and doughy torso, and the 9mm Glock holstered and strapped onto his hip (tied down, 'cause he fancies himself something of a "quick-draw" artist). Most of his time in the bunker is spent pacing madly back and forth, eyes to the floor, and clearly agitated. Our hero freezes in place every minute or so, hand cupped over cocked ear, straining to identify the noises that he hears finding their way down through the bunker vent pipe.
Convinced that the coast is clear (for now), our man allows himself to relax ever so slightly. In the corner, next to a reloading bench on one side, and shelves upon shelves of Spam, cream of mushroom soup (Great Value brand), and several large tins of Tang on the other, stands a papier mache likeness of Milton Friedman. The sculpture(?) is astonishing in its detail; the balding dome, thick, heavy-rimmed glasses, a slight smirk to the set of its mouth. The only feature with which our friend appears to have taken some license is the bulge in Milton's pants. LTSF's rabid eyes soften as he gazes at his masterpiece, and rest ever-so-briefly on that magnificent package...

 

[Ursa Major]

No person in history has ever made a mistake and then redeemed himself later.

Go ahead, check the history books. You won't find one single example.

This is wrong. You're screwed for life!

 

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

iltfc
"But if you like being a slave to the libs, carry on libtards"

This is pretty funny, a cut and paste troll comment from the ultra-conservative guy on every MSN news comment thread, regardless of the topic. Keep it up, you're wowing us with your depth :lol: .

Probably CNN

 

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

I picture LongTimeScatFan spending a good majority of his time holed up in a tin foil-wrapped bunker, naked, save for the ammo belt thrown over his sweaty and doughy torso, and the 9mm Glock holstered and strapped onto his hip (tied down, 'cause he fancies himself something of a "quick-draw" artist). Most of his time in the bunker is spent pacing madly back and forth, eyes to the floor, and clearly agitated. Our hero freezes in place every minute or so, hand cupped over cocked ear, straining to identify the noises that he hears finding their way down through the bunker vent pipe.
Convinced that the coast is clear (for now), our man allows himself to relax ever so slightly. In the corner, next to a reloading bench on one side, and shelves upon shelves of Spam, cream of mushroom soup (Great Value brand), and several large tins of Tang on the other, stands a papier mache likeness of Milton Friedman. The sculpture(?) is astonishing in its detail; the balding dome, thick, heavy-rimmed glasses, a slight smirk to the set of its mouth. The only feature with which our friend appears to have taken some license is the bulge in Milton's pants. LTSF's rabid eyes soften as he gazes at his masterpiece, and rest ever-so-briefly on that magnificent package...

Wrong, but then again I know the guy

I picture you as a person that cannot make it through life because there are challenges and things dont always go your way. You cant do so you get a job as a teacher or in the state or local government because anyone with a pulse can work there and not have to do a good job. You then seek out ways to hide behind the scenes but get people back because you are not a productive member of society, you are ignorant, you know nothing about running a business, guns, welfare, religion. Yet you will constantly spout off one line talking points force fed to you by CNN and other agenda motivated websites (Daily Koz, etc) Sorry this post is going on so long hope you dont miss Oprah or Chris Matthews

People like you dont know what its like to be a man, have a real opinion or be a leader so you take it out on the rest of the world hiding behind illegitimate laws, taxes and prayed for changes to the constitution. You are leech on society, we pay for you, carry you and wipe your ass because you are too fu*king stupid to live without help. In the animal world you wouldnt make it past 14 months but for some reason we humans cannot bare to watch you get devoured by the food chain.

Now take this tin foil hat, and your left wing anti american agenda and fist fu*k your ass, while driving your Prius into a coal power plant.

 

[LongTimeCatFan]

I picture LongTimeScatFan spending a good majority of his time holed up in a tin foil-wrapped bunker, naked, save for the ammo belt thrown over his sweaty and doughy torso, and the 9mm Glock holstered and strapped onto his hip (tied down, 'cause he fancies himself something of a "quick-draw" artist). Most of his time in the bunker is spent pacing madly back and forth, eyes to the floor, and clearly agitated. Our hero freezes in place every minute or so, hand cupped over cocked ear, straining to identify the noises that he hears finding their way down through the bunker vent pipe.
Convinced that the coast is clear (for now), our man allows himself to relax ever so slightly. In the corner, next to a reloading bench on one side, and shelves upon shelves of Spam, cream of mushroom soup (Great Value brand), and several large tins of Tang on the other, stands a papier mache likeness of Milton Friedman. The sculpture(?) is astonishing in its detail; the balding dome, thick, heavy-rimmed glasses, a slight smirk to the set of its mouth. The only feature with which our friend appears to have taken some license is the bulge in Milton's pants. LTSF's rabid eyes soften as he gazes at his masterpiece, and rest ever-so-briefly on that magnificent package...

Wrong, but then again I know the guy

I picture you as a person that cannot make it through life because there are challenges and things dont always go your way. You cant do so you get a job as a teacher or in the state or local government because anyone with a pulse can work there and not have to do a good job. You then seek out ways to hide behind the scenes but get people back because you are not a productive member of society, you are ignorant, you know nothing about running a business, guns, welfare, religion. Yet you will constantly spout off one line talking points force fed to you by CNN and other agenda motivated websites (Daily Koz, etc) Sorry this post is going on so long hope you dont miss Oprah or Chris Matthews

People like you dont know what its like to be a man, have a real opinion or be a leader so you take it out on the rest of the world hiding behind illegitimate laws, taxes and prayed for changes to the constitution. You are leech on society, we pay for you, carry you and wipe your ass because you are too fu*king stupid to live without help. In the animal world you wouldnt make it past 14 months but for some reason we humans cannot bare to watch you get devoured by the food chain.

Now take this tin foil hat, and your left wing anti american agenda and fist fu*k your ass, while driving your Prius into a coal power plant.

God bless America!!!

 

[Cotton-eyed Hoe]

I picture LongTimeScatFan spending a good majority of his time holed up in a tin foil-wrapped bunker, naked, save for the ammo belt thrown over his sweaty and doughy torso, and the 9mm Glock holstered and strapped onto his hip (tied down, 'cause he fancies himself something of a "quick-draw" artist). Most of his time in the bunker is spent pacing madly back and forth, eyes to the floor, and clearly agitated. Our hero freezes in place every minute or so, hand cupped over cocked ear, straining to identify the noises that he hears finding their way down through the bunker vent pipe.
Convinced that the coast is clear (for now), our man allows himself to relax ever so slightly. In the corner, next to a reloading bench on one side, and shelves upon shelves of Spam, cream of mushroom soup (Great Value brand), and several large tins of Tang on the other, stands a papier mache likeness of Milton Friedman. The sculpture(?) is astonishing in its detail; the balding dome, thick, heavy-rimmed glasses, a slight smirk to the set of its mouth. The only feature with which our friend appears to have taken some license is the bulge in Milton's pants. LTSF's rabid eyes soften as he gazes at his masterpiece, and rest ever-so-briefly on that magnificent package...

Wrong, but then again I know the guy

I picture you as a person that cannot make it through life because there are challenges and things dont always go your way. You cant do so you get a job as a teacher or in the state or local government because anyone with a pulse can work there and not have to do a good job. You then seek out ways to hide behind the scenes but get people back because you are not a productive member of society, you are ignorant, you know nothing about running a business, guns, welfare, religion. Yet you will constantly spout off one line talking points force fed to you by CNN and other agenda motivated websites (Daily Koz, etc) Sorry this post is going on so long hope you dont miss Oprah or Chris Matthews

People like you dont know what its like to be a man, have a real opinion or be a leader so you take it out on the rest of the world hiding behind illegitimate laws, taxes and prayed for changes to the constitution. You are leech on society, we pay for you, carry you and wipe your ass because you are too fu*king stupid to live without help. In the animal world you wouldnt make it past 14 months but for some reason we humans cannot bare to watch you get devoured by the food chain.

Now take this tin foil hat, and your left wing anti american agenda and fist fu*k your ass.

:lol: I've forgotten more about what it means to be a man then you'll ever know. Run along now...and take that framed and autographed pic of George W in a flight suit with you to the bunker. You can gaze upon it, and imagine that it's GW-not LTSF-that's tongue-punching your starfish.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Ten bucks says someone tea bags a deep fryer before this gets to the next page.

 

[Ron Ash]

I picture LongTimeScatFan spending a good majority of his time holed up in a tin foil-wrapped bunker, naked, save for the ammo belt thrown over his sweaty and doughy torso, and the 9mm Glock holstered and strapped onto his hip (tied down, 'cause he fancies himself something of a "quick-draw" artist). Most of his time in the bunker is spent pacing madly back and forth, eyes to the floor, and clearly agitated. Our hero freezes in place every minute or so, hand cupped over cocked ear, straining to identify the noises that he hears finding their way down through the bunker vent pipe.
Convinced that the coast is clear (for now), our man allows himself to relax ever so slightly. In the corner, next to a reloading bench on one side, and shelves upon shelves of Spam, cream of mushroom soup (Great Value brand), and several large tins of Tang on the other, stands a papier mache likeness of Milton Friedman. The sculpture(?) is astonishing in its detail; the balding dome, thick, heavy-rimmed glasses, a slight smirk to the set of its mouth. The only feature with which our friend appears to have taken some license is the bulge in Milton's pants. LTSF's rabid eyes soften as he gazes at his masterpiece, and rest ever-so-briefly on that magnificent package...

Wrong, but then again I know the guy

I picture you as a person that cannot make it through life because there are challenges and things dont always go your way. You cant do so you get a job as a teacher or in the state or local government because anyone with a pulse can work there and not have to do a good job. You then seek out ways to hide behind the scenes but get people back because you are not a productive member of society, you are ignorant, you know nothing about running a business, guns, welfare, religion. Yet you will constantly spout off one line talking points force fed to you by CNN and other agenda motivated websites (Daily Koz, etc) Sorry this post is going on so long hope you dont miss Oprah or Chris Matthews

People like you dont know what its like to be a man, have a real opinion or be a leader so you take it out on the rest of the world hiding behind illegitimate laws, taxes and prayed for changes to the constitution. You are leech on society, we pay for you, carry you and wipe your ass because you are too fu*king stupid to live without help. In the animal world you wouldnt make it past 14 months but for some reason we humans cannot bare to watch you get devoured by the food chain.

Now take this tin foil hat, and your left wing anti american agenda and fist fu*k your ass.

:lol: I've forgotten more about what it means to be a man then you'll ever know. Run along now...and take that framed and autographed pic of George W in a flight suit with you to the bunker. You can gaze upon it, and imagine that it's GW-not LTSF-that's tongue-punching your starfish.

this really escalated

 

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

:lol: I've forgotten more about what it means to be a man then you'll ever know. Run along now...and take that framed and autographed pic of George W in a flight suit with you to the bunker. You can gaze upon it, and imagine that it's GW-not LTSF-that's tongue-punching your starfish.

Is that your way of telling us they put you under for your vasectomy?

Now you run along with your tattered, torn and came upon picture of John Kerry, your Obama mouthed pocket pussy and let somebody from GLAD fly their rainbow flag using your balloon knot for ballast.

 

[EverettGriz]

Good god :roll:
Why does everything have to turn political? We have a separate forum for that type of crap where the current discussion is about something Barry said to a bunch of people in a far away place.
Right now, I just want to read pissing contests about football, Dockers, preseason championships, cereal, copyrights, all-you-can eat buffets, what may or may not have happened in 1984, and moving up.
Is that too much to ask on the football side of things with less than a month to go before the thundering herd of T-buffs fans invade Missoula?

:lol: :clap:

 

[zirge]

I have a difficult time picking the "best" one of the three.

I have absolutely loved Gamboa from the minute they signed him. He's like a cross between Colt Anderson and J-Tripp. Van Ackern flys to the ball, and Kose hits like a freight train. Love all THREE of them, and am really hoping some of the young bucks show up to play this year so we don't fret about NEXT year like we did when Tripp, Coyle and Kanongata'a all left at once.

agree about Gamboa (love his speed and reads), all 3 bring something different but complimentary. they will be the glue to the d-line making it a solid front 7 defense.
if Stitt's gets his way and runs 100+ plays TY may not need to sub much, depending on how close the games are we may not see much of the upcoming prospects in game action.

 

[Alaska Griz]

I picture LongTimeScatFan spending a good majority of his time holed up in a tin foil-wrapped bunker, naked, save for the ammo belt thrown over his sweaty and doughy torso, and the 9mm Glock holstered and strapped onto his hip (tied down, 'cause he fancies himself something of a "quick-draw" artist). Most of his time in the bunker is spent pacing madly back and forth, eyes to the floor, and clearly agitated. Our hero freezes in place every minute or so, hand cupped over cocked ear, straining to identify the noises that he hears finding their way down through the bunker vent pipe.
Convinced that the coast is clear (for now), our man allows himself to relax ever so slightly. In the corner, next to a reloading bench on one side, and shelves upon shelves of Spam, cream of mushroom soup (Great Value brand), and several large tins of Tang on the other, stands a papier mache likeness of Milton Friedman. The sculpture(?) is astonishing in its detail; the balding dome, thick, heavy-rimmed glasses, a slight smirk to the set of its mouth. The only feature with which our friend appears to have taken some license is the bulge in Milton's pants. LTSF's rabid eyes soften as he gazes at his masterpiece, and rest ever-so-briefly on that magnificent package...

Wrong, but then again I know the guy

I picture you as a person that cannot make it through life because there are challenges and things dont always go your way. You cant do so you get a job as a teacher or in the state or local government because anyone with a pulse can work there and not have to do a good job. You then seek out ways to hide behind the scenes but get people back because you are not a productive member of society, you are ignorant, you know nothing about running a business, guns, welfare, religion. Yet you will constantly spout off one line talking points force fed to you by CNN and other agenda motivated websites (Daily Koz, etc) Sorry this post is going on so long hope you dont miss Oprah or Chris Matthews

People like you dont know what its like to be a man, have a real opinion or be a leader so you take it out on the rest of the world hiding behind illegitimate laws, taxes and prayed for changes to the constitution. You are leech on society, we pay for you, carry you and wipe your ass because you are too fu*king stupid to live without help. In the animal world you wouldnt make it past 14 months but for some reason we humans cannot bare to watch you get devoured by the food chain.

Now take this tin foil hat, and your left wing anti american agenda and fist fu*k your ass.

"God Bless America" iltc


This is like an episode of Bill O' Reilly (screaming at his "guests" for no reason) and Rush Limbaugh all mashed up into one big pile of cliche', and all brought on by loose assumptions about someone who didn't really reveal anything about their political leaning. Some folks will use any spur they can find to throw their beliefs at you, no matter what their political/religious lean. This thread is a great example of that, and why many folks believe in keeping a firm line between church and state. The greater the lean, the bigger the mouth, no matter what way you go. The linebackers are going to be fun to watch this year :lol:

 

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

"God Bless America" iltc


This is like an episode of Bill O' Reilly (screaming at his "guests" for no reason) and Rush Limbaugh all mashed up into one big pile of cliche', and all brought on by loose assumptions about someone who didn't really reveal anything about their political leaning. Some folks will use any spur they can find to throw their beliefs at you, no matter what their political/religious lean. This thread is a great example of that, and why many folks believe in keeping a firm line between church and state. The greater the lean, the bigger the mouth, no matter what you go. The linebackers are going to be fun to watch this year :lol:

Actually its a lot more like a Chris Mathews ambush followed up by a comment from that pompous cu*t Chrisitiane Amanpour and Anderson Cooper watching from the corner smoking a cigarette.........just without the ratings

 

[AllWeatherFan]

No person in history has ever made a mistake and then redeemed himself later.

Go ahead, check the history books. You won't find one single example.

This is wrong. You're screwed for life!

I see what you did there.

 

[Ursa Major]

No person in history has ever made a mistake and then redeemed himself later.

Go ahead, check the history books. You won't find one single example.

This is wrong. You're screwed for life!

I see what you did there.

Cretan!

 

[AllWeatherFan]

Please forgive me. Wait. Fuck you!

 

[CV Griz Fan]

I picture LongTimeScatFan spending a good majority of his time holed up in a tin foil-wrapped bunker, naked, save for the ammo belt thrown over his sweaty and doughy torso, and the 9mm Glock holstered and strapped onto his hip (tied down, 'cause he fancies himself something of a "quick-draw" artist). Most of his time in the bunker is spent pacing madly back and forth, eyes to the floor, and clearly agitated. Our hero freezes in place every minute or so, hand cupped over cocked ear, straining to identify the noises that he hears finding their way down through the bunker vent pipe.
Convinced that the coast is clear (for now), our man allows himself to relax ever so slightly. In the corner, next to a reloading bench on one side, and shelves upon shelves of Spam, cream of mushroom soup (Great Value brand), and several large tins of Tang on the other, stands a papier mache likeness of Milton Friedman. The sculpture(?) is astonishing in its detail; the balding dome, thick, heavy-rimmed glasses, a slight smirk to the set of its mouth. The only feature with which our friend appears to have taken some license is the bulge in Milton's pants. LTSF's rabid eyes soften as he gazes at his masterpiece, and rest ever-so-briefly on that magnificent package...

Wrong, but then again I know the guy

I picture you as a person that cannot make it through life because there are challenges and things dont always go your way. You cant do so you get a job as a teacher or in the state or local government because anyone with a pulse can work there and not have to do a good job. You then seek out ways to hide behind the scenes but get people back because you are not a productive member of society, you are ignorant, you know nothing about running a business, guns, welfare, religion. Yet you will constantly spout off one line talking points force fed to you by CNN and other agenda motivated websites (Daily Koz, etc) Sorry this post is going on so long hope you dont miss Oprah or Chris Matthews

People like you dont know what its like to be a man, have a real opinion or be a leader so you take it out on the rest of the world hiding behind illegitimate laws, taxes and prayed for changes to the constitution. You are leech on society, we pay for you, carry you and wipe your ass because you are too fu*king stupid to live without help. In the animal world you wouldnt make it past 14 months but for some reason we humans cannot bare to watch you get devoured by the food chain.

Now take this tin foil hat, and your left wing anti american agenda and fist fu*k your ass.

:lol: I've forgotten more about what it means to be a man then you'll ever know. Run along now...and take that framed and autographed pic of George W in a flight suit with you to the bunker. You can gaze upon it, and imagine that it's GW-not LTSF-that's tongue-punching your starfish.

Not to jump into your political discussion but both of your post are well thought out and composed nicely. And here I thought that CDA and Ursa had the market cornered on penning great, humorous and lengthy egriz posts. Nice job gentleman.....CEH, you still have the best egriz "call sign" in history......

 

[LongTimeCatFan]

Isn't Kloe Kardashian the bug eyed hoe? She must be related to CEH, like transgender sisters or something like that.

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Peace out bitches!

I'm headed to the bunker for a week. I've got 4 racks of ribs, 8 fillets, 4 TBones, 8 sirloins, 20 hamburgers, 2 packs of johnsonville cheddar brats, and a tri-tip. Don't blow up the place while I'm gone.