LongTimeCatFan
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Ron Ash said:Cotton-eyed Hoe said:ALPHAGRIZ1 said:Cotton-eyed Hoe said:I picture LongTimeScatFan spending a good majority of his time holed up in a tin foil-wrapped bunker, naked, save for the ammo belt thrown over his sweaty and doughy torso, and the 9mm Glock holstered and strapped onto his hip (tied down, 'cause he fancies himself something of a "quick-draw" artist). Most of his time in the bunker is spent pacing madly back and forth, eyes to the floor, and clearly agitated. Our hero freezes in place every minute or so, hand cupped over cocked ear, straining to identify the noises that he hears finding their way down through the bunker vent pipe.
Convinced that the coast is clear (for now), our man allows himself to relax ever so slightly. In the corner, next to a reloading bench on one side, and shelves upon shelves of Spam, cream of mushroom soup (Great Value brand), and several large tins of Tang on the other, stands a papier mache likeness of Milton Friedman. The sculpture(?) is astonishing in its detail; the balding dome, thick, heavy-rimmed glasses, a slight smirk to the set of its mouth. The only feature with which our friend appears to have taken some license is the bulge in Milton's pants. LTSF's rabid eyes soften as he gazes at his masterpiece, and rest ever-so-briefly on that magnificent package...
Wrong, but then again I know the guy
I picture you as a person that cannot make it through life because there are challenges and things dont always go your way. You cant do so you get a job as a teacher or in the state or local government because anyone with a pulse can work there and not have to do a good job. You then seek out ways to hide behind the scenes but get people back because you are not a productive member of society, you are ignorant, you know nothing about running a business, guns, welfare, religion. Yet you will constantly spout off one line talking points force fed to you by CNN and other agenda motivated websites (Daily Koz, etc) Sorry this post is going on so long hope you dont miss Oprah or Chris Matthews
People like you dont know what its like to be a man, have a real opinion or be a leader so you take it out on the rest of the world hiding behind illegitimate laws, taxes and prayed for changes to the constitution. You are leech on society, we pay for you, carry you and wipe your ass because you are too fu*king stupid to live without help. In the animal world you wouldnt make it past 14 months but for some reason we humans cannot bare to watch you get devoured by the food chain.
Now take this tin foil hat, and your left wing anti american agenda and fist fu*k your ass.
:lol: I've forgotten more about what it means to be a man then you'll ever know. Run along now...and take that framed and autographed pic of George W in a flight suit with you to the bunker. You can gaze upon it, and imagine that it's GW-not LTSF-that's tongue-punching your starfish.
this really escalated
Fuck off Ron, have another G&T